9 quotes
Determined to Meet the Commissioner
Blankman/Darryl Walker
I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!
Uncertainty about future plans
Other Guy/Kevin Walker
Well, I don't really have one yet.
[when Minelli ask who he is called]
Humorous Self-Deprecation in Blankman
Blankman/Darryl Walker
Then slap me around and call me Susan.
Navigating Responsibility and Personal Growth
Darryl
Kevin, this is my calling. I have to make the word a safer place for my children.
Kevin
Your children? You've got to be with a woman first! You've got to knock some boots man! You a virgin!
Darryl
No, I'm a gentleman.
Kevin
Okay, this is obviously something that... that you've gotta do in order to work through Grandma's death. Now, that's what you've got to do. And we're gonna do this together, but we're gonna do it my way.
Darryl
Okay, Karate-Man!
Kevin
What?
Darryl
That's your crime fighter name.
Impending Explosion and Urgency to Act
Other Guy/Kevin Walker
It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, we can't find the bomb!
Miscommunication Amidst Physical Limitations
Minelli
Where is the Blankman?
Stone
Hey, Einstein, in case you haven't noticed, this ain't a boil on my butt. I'm paralyzed from the waist down, I can't feel a damn thing.
Stone
I felt that.
Stone
Are you through?
Minelli
I like this guy!
Unexpected Discovery in a Tense Situation
Blankman
Did you find the bomb?
Other Guy
Yeah, but not the one we're looking for.
Value of Creativity Over Money
Blankman/Darryl Walker
Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?