Fame Quotes

Doris Finsecker I HATE Ralph Garci! I must remember this feeling and use it in my acting!

Mrs. Sherwood Speak English.

Leroy I speak like I likes.

Mrs. Sherwood This is my home room. You'll speak as I like. I teach English. Now, if that's a foreign language, you're going to learn it.

Montgomery A pie in the face comes with the job. That's what my mom says; she should know.

Doris I don't get it.

Montgomery A real artist must never be afraid of what other people are gonna say about him.

Hilary You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet. I haven't told anyone yet, but I'm gonna take it. I don't care what they think. I'm a good dancer. Better than good. Maybe even the best in the school. And that's not conceit, it's just simple honesty. If I stay in New York, everyone will think I bought my way into ABT. And I'm not starving myself for Balanchine's City Ballet. Not that I mind doing the corps de ballet bullshit. I'd sooner do it out of town. I'll pay my dues on the west coast, come back to New York a star. You see, I've always had this crazy dream of dancing all the classical roles before I'm twenty-one. I want Giselles and CoppÈlias coming out of my feet. And Sleeping Beauties, and the Swan. I want bravos in Stuttgart and Leningrad and Paris. Maybe even a ballet created especially for me. You see? There's no room for a baby.

Nurse Will this be Master Charge or American Express, honey?

Montgomery You wanna get a pizza? We could split an Angie's special - with anchovies!

Ralph Anchovies? Man, fuck anchovies. Man, I died out there and you're talking about fucking pizza?

Montgomery No, I'm talking about eating pizza.

Songs Remember. Remember. Remember my name.

Taglines Study, drill and technique do not stifle the talent, they free it.

Coco I'm a professional. A few unkind words aren't going to bother me. I know its not going to be all standing ovations.

Hilary Certainly not for you, my dear.

Coco Look, I'm not my dear! You can fuck my dear.

Hilary Well, thank you. That might be fun.

Coco That might be impossible. He's not into vanilla.

Hilary Might be a nice change, from black cherry.

Coco You know what they say? The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Hilary Yes, but who wants diabetes?

Leroy Johnson I's young, I's single, and I loves to mingle!

Mrs. Sherwood This is no Mickey Mouse school. You're not getting off easy. Because you're talented, you'll work twice as hard. Now, I don't care how well you dance or how many colored tutus you have. If you don't give your academic subjects equal time, you're out.

Leroy Bullshit!

Farrell Diction! Watch your diction, Ralph. You're slurring your words.

Ralph What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. ] slurred his words, you know. ] slurred his words. ] slurred his words. They were the greatest actors in the whole world and nobody could understand a word they said.

Songs Fame! I'm gonna live forever/ I'm gonna learn how to fly (high!)/ I feel it coming together/ People will see me and cry!

Taglines Remember my name...

Shorofsky One man is not an orchestra.

Bruno Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp and enough power.

Shorofsky You going to play all by yourself?

Bruno You don't need anybody else.

Shorofsky That's not music, Martelli. That's masturbation.

Doris Finsecker I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.

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Shirley It's just not fair. I didn't wanna come here, anyway. This school sucks. You done me a favour, shithead. You saved me four fuckin years from this ass-lickin school. You're lookin at one happy lady. Who wants to go to a fuckin school to learn to dance, anyway?

Mr. Farrell There are 50,000 people walking around calling themselves actors and maybe 500 are making a living at it. Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables, clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope. And don't think talent's enough to get you through. You've gotta have a strong technique, a good agent, and, most of all, a thick skin; because, now you're part of an underprivileged minority and you're going to suffer.

Shorofsky No! No! No! Hold the bow like this! Not like this! This isn't your dick you're holding! It's a violin bow! Hold it with respect, like...

Bruno ...Your dick?

Taglines If they've really got what it takes, it's going to take everything they've got.

Leroy I told you I done it and I forgot it.

Mrs. Sherwood My hearing is fine. It's your homework that's missing. And these couple of pages I have are unintelligible.

Leroy It's a secret language, all right? It ain't meant for whiteys to understand!

Hilary Son derriere noir... c'est formidable!

Lisa Wow, I love your accent. What did you say?

Hilary I dig his black ass.

Montgomery McNeil Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?

Mrs. Finsecker ] didn't change her name.

Doris I don't want to talk about it any more!

Mrs. Finsecker Well, I'll call you Doris, like I always have.

Doris Well, I won't answer!

Mrs. Finsecker It's a perfectly good name!

Doris Yeah, for a perfectly good person. A skinny, boring, nondescript, perfectly good person.

Coco Hernandez Graduating from PA is no Academy Award, if you know what I mean. Look, it is better than real school. Like, its free and you don't get raped in the hallways; but, its still small change. I'm just killin time here. Waitin for my opportunity. Might be in a movie or a Broadway musical. But, it's comin'! I keep my eyes open. I read "Backstage", "Show Business" and "Variety". You see, I do the whole thing. Dancing's just the tip of this iceberg. A friend of my sister's, she tells fortunes and stuff. She says I'm doing my last dance on this dark little planet. So, its gotta be spectacular, you know. How bright our spirits go shooting out into space, depends on how much we contributed to the earthly brilliance of this world. And I mean to be a major contributor!

Montgomery McNeil I'm always worried maybe people aren't going to like me when I go to a party. Isn't that crazy? Do you ever get a kind of a sick feeling in the pit of your stomach when you dread things? Gee, I wouldn't want to miss a party for anything, but, every time I go to one, I keep feeling like the whole world's against me.

Doris I mean, if I don't have a personality of my own, so what? I'm an actress! I can put on as many personalities as I want!

Montgomery To schizophrenia!

Doris Abso-fucking-lutely!

Miss Berg Where's his application?

Lydia He doesn't have one.

Miss Berg Well, get him one! What do you call that?

Lydia Wicked!