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Bond Delivers Thrills in For Your Eyes Only
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Bond for thrills in For Your Eyes Only
A Deal Between Rivals
Blofeld
Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel! Please!
James Bond
All right, keep your hair on!
[pats him mockingly on the head]
Blofeld
Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!
James Bond
Oh, you want to get off?
[casually; drops Blofeld into a chimney]
Blofeld
MISTER BOOOOOOOOOOND!!!
[voice trails off on the way down, and a crash is heard]
A Lighthearted Exchange on Muscle Tone
Bibi Dahl
That's a laugh. Everyone knows it builds up muscle tone.
James Bond
Well, how about you build up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?
Dahl
Don't you like me?
Bond
Why, I think you're wonderful, Bibi... But I don't think your uncle Aris would approve.
[Wearily]
Dahl
Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.
Bond
Yes, well...you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream.
A Lighthearted Exchange on Bond's Misdeeds
James Bond
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q
That's putting it mildly, 007!
[in disguise as the priest]
Operation Undertow Faces Critical Setback
Tanner
You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him!
James Bond
I quite agree, sir.
Frederick Gray
I'm afraid we have to inform the Prime Minister that Operation Undertow is dead in the water. Why... ] have our guts for garters!
[[Margaret Thatcher|she'll]
Bond's Action-Packed Adventure Awaits
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Bond for action in For Your Eyes Only
Mission Success Acknowledged by Leadership
Melina Havelock
For your eyes only, darling.
Frederick Gray
Good work Bond. Please stand by as we put you through to the Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister
Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.
[over the phone]
Max the Parrot
Thank you, thank you.
The Prime Minister
Don't thank me, Mr. Bond. Your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Denis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile, if there is anything I can do for you...
Max the Parrot
Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.
The Prime Minister
Well, really, Mr. Bond.
Tanner
I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam.
Frederick Gray
You idiot. Get on to him.
[to Q]
Q
007. 007??
Frederick Gray
Bond! Have you gone mad? What's going on? Bond. Bond! BOND!
A Matter of Final Arrangements
James Bond
Just send them to the funeral, would you?
[while buying flowers after killing a motorcycle rider]
The Nature of Détente Explained
James Bond
That's détente, comrade. You don't have it, I don't have it!
[To General Gogol, after throwing the ATAC console off a cliff rather than give it to him]
Bond Returns: Agent 007 Is Back
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Bond Has Everything - James Bond Agent 007 Is Back
A Fear of Heights
James Bond
He had no head for heights.
[after kicking a car down a cliff]
James Bond 007: Unmatched in Excellence
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No one comes close to James Bond 007
A Playful Exchange Among Characters
Countess Lisl von Schlaf
Oops! Me nightie's slipping.
James Bond
So's your accent, Countess. Manchester?
Von Schlaf
Close. Liverpool.
Bond
That was a rather amusing conversation between you and the owner of this. What exactly did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?
Von Schlaf
That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.
Bond
And have you?
Von Schlaf
Have I ever.