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Thanksgiving Gatherings and Family Reflections
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On the fourth Thursday in November, 84 million American families will gather together... And wonder why.
Thankfulness Amid Holiday Challenges
Adele Larson
I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
Annual Tradition of Improvement
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We'll do it every year..until we get it right
Urgency in Family Gatherings
Adele Larson
Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!
Unexpected Phone Call Response
Adele Larson
Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory.
[''answers the phone''; ''hangs up'']
Absurdity and Thanksgiving Dinner Humor
Tommy Larson
Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!
Concern for Global Issues Amidst Personal Struggles
Adele Larson
Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
Reflections on Family and Identity
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When you go home, do you wonder: Who are these people?
Concern for Family Safety in Crisis
Adele Larson
Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!