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Released August 7th, 2009, 'Minty the Assassin' stars Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 20 min, and received a user score of 27 (out of 100) on TMDb, which put together reviews from 3 top users.
Curious to know what the movie's about? Here's the plot: "MINTY is a youthful raven haired punk rock feminist female super heroine that gets her super powers from eating chocolate which is a good source of antioxidants One day Mintys agent BIG BOSS an older and honorable gentlemen is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER the evil neuroscientist Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Benders paranormal building to rescue Big Boss Several unusual villains stand in her way CAPTAIN CAPABILITY a freak of nature SENSATIONAL NINJA an effeminate assassin RAT MONSTER a depressed mutant BRUCE ZEE a psycho martial artist MOLLY LEVIATHAN a sensual super vixen ZEN COWBOY a blindfolded gunslinger and DOUBLE DELICIOUS an intellectual lesbian vampire Throughout this wild odyssey Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty her brains and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest"
'Minty the Assassin' is currently available to rent, purchase, or stream via subscription on Tubi TV .
'Minty the Assassin' Release Dates
Watch in Movie Theaters on August 7th, 2009
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