Monsieur Pug

Who is Monsieur Pug Why a dog with bad cholesterol and high blood pressure And a dog who loves his pie and ice cream Who relaxes by making origami In other words definitely not your ordinary pooch For hes also a paranoiac convinced hes the target in a vast conspiracy and pretending to be a pet the better to hide from his pursuers Schizoid perhaps Hmm but is Monsieur Pug even a real dog to begin with