Never Say Never Again Quotes

James Bond From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals.

Q Good to see you Mr Bond, things have been awfully dull around here...Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!

James Bond I certainly hope so too.

Maximilian Largo That belonged to Napoleon's empress. That is my greatest treasure. Take it. Take it. But be careful. That is your...wedding present. You betrayed me, but I forgive you.

Domino Petachi And what about my brother?

Maximilian Largo Your brother...

Domino Petachi I hate you. I hate you.

Maximilian Largo Oh, Domino! Domino!

Domino Petachi You're crazy.

Maximilian Largo Yeah, maybe...I'm crazy.

M Too many free radicals. That's your problem.

James Bond Free radicals," sir?

M Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!

James Bond Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.

M Oh, you'll do more than that, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall purge those toxins from you!

James Bond Shrublands?

M You got it!

Ernst Stavro Blofeld I am the Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning, the American Air Force launched two cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live, nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terrorism and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge!

Maximilian Largo Do you lose as gracefully as you win?

James Bond I don't know, I've never lost.

Fatima Blush Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.

James Bond Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.

James Bond Oh, no.

Nigel Small-Fawcett I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. Obviously caught you at a bad moment.

James Bond M sent you.

Nigel Small-Fawcett Only to plead for your return, sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.

James Bond Never again.

Domino Petachi Never?

James Bond Is it far to the reef?

Fatima Blush It's far enough. We've got time to kill.

Fatima Blush Hold it! Sit up. Your gun. Carefully. Over here. Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one.

James Bond Well, in view of your hatred of men...

Fatima Blush LIAR! You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.

James Bond Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...

Fatima Blush SHUT UP! I am the best.

James Bond Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as...number one.

Fatima Blush Write. Write. Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed James Bond, 007".

James Bond I just remembered...It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements.

Fatima Blush WRITE!

James Bond Right now?

Fatima Blush Right now.

James Bond Not perfected yet"?

Maximilian Largo Are you a man who enjoys games?

James Bond Depends with whom I'm playing.