Patton Quotes

General George S. Patton ]... you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

Quotes about Patton * ], on the portrayals ] and ] in the film, in "Great Georgie Redone", in The Charleston Gazette (21 March 1970), § 4. p. 4

Colonel Gaston Bell ] refused a German surrender demand. You know what he said?

Patton What?

Bell Nuts!

Patton Keep them moving, Colonel. A man that eloquent has to be saved.

General George S. Patton It was here. The battlefield was here. The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman Legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. The Arab women stripped them of the tunics and ] and lances. And the soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two-thousand years ago. I was here. You don't ] me, do you, Brad? You know what the ] said:

Patton What's the matter with you?

Bennet I, I guess I just can't take it sir.

Patton What did you say?

Bennet It's my nerves sir. I, I, I just can't stand the shelling anymore.

Patton Your nerves? Why, hell, you are just a goddamned coward. Shut up. I won't have a yellow bastard sitting here crying, in front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle. SHUT UP! Don't admit this yellow bastard. There's nothing wrong with him! I won't have sons-of-bitches-bastards who are afraid to fight stinking up this place of honor! You're going back to the front, my friend. You may get shot and you may get killed, but you're going up to the fighting. Either that or I stand you up in front of a firing squad. I ought to shoot you myself, you goddamned little whimpering bastard! Get him out of here! Send him up to the front! You hear me! You GODDAMN COWARD! I won't have cowards in my army.

General George S. Patton There's absolutely no ] for us to assume the Germans are mounting a major offensive. The weather is awful, Their supplies are low, and the German army hasn't mounted a winter offensive since the time of ] — therefore I believe ].

Bradley You wanted to see me, George?

Patton Got a letter here from ]. I, ah, was re-reading Caesar's ] last night. In battle Caesar wore a red robe to distinguish him from his men. I, ah, was struck by that fact, because... "Despicable" — that's the first time in my life anyone ever applied that word to me.

Bradley Well, ah, at least it's a personal reprimand. It's not official.

Patton The man was yellow, he should have been tried for cowardice and shot. My ], have they forgotten about all of the people who have taken a hell of a lot worse than a little kick in the pants? I ruffled his pride a little bit. What's that compared to war? Two weeks ago when we took Palermo they called me a hero, said I was the greatest general since ].

Bradley And now they draw cartoons about you.

Patton Dirty bastard. They got me holding a little G.I. there and kicking him with an iron boot. Do you see that? What's on my boot? A swastika. On my boot. An iron boot with a swastika on it! "You will apologize to the soldier you slapped. To all doctors and nurses who were present in the tent at the time. To every patient in the tent who can be reached. And last but not least, to the Seventh Army as a whole, through individual units one at a time." ], I feel low.

General George S. Patton Fixed fortifications are man's monument to stupidity. When mountain ranges and oceans can be overcome, anything built by man can be overcome. You know how I know that they're finished out there? The carts. They're using carts to lug their supplies and wounded. In my dreams I saw the carts. They kept buzzing around in my head and I couldn't figure out why. Then I remembered: the nightmare in the snow -- the endless, agonizing ]. God the cold! The wounded, and what was left of the supplies, were thrown into carts. ] was finished. No color left, not even the red of blood. Only snow.

General George S. Patton At ease. I thought I would stand up here and let you people see if I am as big of a son-of-a-bitch as some of you think I am. I assure you I had no intention of being either harsh or cruel in my treatment of the soldier in question. My sole purpose was to try and to restore him some appreciation of his obligation as a man, and as a soldier. If one can shame a coward, I felt, one might help him regain his self-respect. This was on my mind. Now I freely admit that my method was wrong, but I ] you can ] my motive, and will accept this explanation, and this apology. Dismissed.

Quotes about Patton The ] name gets heavy billing on a picture of comrade that, while not caricature, is the likeness of a victorious, glory-seeking buffoon … ] in the flesh was an enigma. He so stays in the film. … ] once said that the art of the general is not strategy but knowing how to mold human nature … Maybe that is all producer Frank McCarthy and Gen. Bradley, his chief advisor, are trying to say. And maybe, just maybe, obsequious sycophants should not be allowed to lead armies.

Quotes about Patton * ], as quoted in Madison Capital Times (17 July 1970), p. 21

General George S. Patton For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph — a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning — that all ] is fleeting.

Russian Translator Sir, ] would like to know whether you will join him, to drink to the surrender of Germany.

Patton My compliments to the General; please inform him that I do not care to drink with him, or any other Russian son of a bitch.

Russian Translator Sir, I-I cannot tell the General that!

Patton You tell him that. Tell him word for word.

Russian Translator He says he will not drink with you, or any other Russian son of a bitch.

General Katukov Tell him he is a son of a bitch, too! Now!

Russian Translator The General says, he thinks that you are a son of a bitch, too!

Patton Okay. I'll drink to that. One son of a bitch to another!

General George S. Patton I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a ] by ] for his ]. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to ], wanting to stay out of the ], is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooters, the fastest runners, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by ] I, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against, by God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards; we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your ]. The ] are the ]. Wade into them. Spill their ]. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember: I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank ] for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you: "What did you do in the great World War II?" You won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." All right, now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh... I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

Patton If you won't let me kill the enemy, why did you pick me to command?

Bradley I didn't pick you! ] picked you. George, you have performed brilliantly. You are loyal, dedicated — you're one of the best field commanders I've got — but you don't know when to shut up, George! You’re a pain in the neck.

Patton I have a lot of faults Brad, but ingratitude isn't one of them. I owe you a lot. Hell, I know I'm a prima donna — I admit it! What I can't stand about Monty is he won't admit it.

Quotes about Patton The war movie for people who hate war movies!

Patton I trained these men. They'll do what I tell them to do.

British officer Perhaps we hadn't realized you were quite so popular with your troops, General.

Patton I'm not. They'll do it because they're good soldiers. And because they realize like I do, that we could still lose this war.

British officer Well, I think I can speak for Field Marshall Montgomery — he'd say you're asking the impossible of your men.

Patton Of course he would. Because he's never realized that's what we're in business for.

Quotes about Patton * ], as quoted in Madison Capital Times (17 July 1970), p. 21

General George S. Patton ] I ] I am destined to achieve some ] thing — what, I don't ]. But this last incident is so trivial in its ] and so terrible in its effect — it can't be the result of an accident. It has to be the ] of ]. The last great opportunity of a lifetime — an entire ] at war and I'm left out of it? ] will not permit this to happen! I will be allowed to fulfill my ]! … His will be done.

Quotes about Patton The most refreshing thing about "Patton" is that here — I think for the first time — the subject matter and the style of the epic war movie are perfectly matched. War was, for Patton, his destiny and sometimes great fun. Thus the big, magnificently staged battle scenes (photographed in marvelous, clear, deep focus), are not giving the lie to a film that, like "The Longest Day," would have us believe piously that war is hell. … Although the cast is large, the only performance of note is that of Scott, who is continuously entertaining and, occasionally, very appealing. He dominates the film, even its ambiguities, although he never quite convinced me that Patton, by any stretch of the imagination, could be called a rebel against anything except the good, gray, dull forces of bleeding heart liberalism.

General George S. Patton Captain Richard N. Jenson was a fine boy. Loyal, unselfish, and efficient. I am terribly sorry. There are no coffins here since there's no wood. We will have a trumpeter and an honor guard, but we will not fire the volleys, as it would make people think an air raid was on. I enclosed a lock of Dick's hair in a letter to his mother. He was a fine man and a fine officer. And he had no vices. I shall miss him a lot. I can't see the reason such fine young men get killed. There are so many battles yet to fight.

Quotes about Patton The epic American war movie that Hollywood has always wanted to make but never had the guts to do before.

Patton Were you in command here, captain?

Tank Commander I was in command. My tank platoon was supporting an infantry company. The tanks ran out of gas, so we had to fight it out. We started at eleven o'clock last night. Finished a couple hours ago. This morning, the fighting was hand-to-hand.