Quartered at Dawn

In the middle of an isolated wintry field two lustful GenXers get it on in the back of their toybedecked Mercedes only to unwittingly find themselves in the last reel of a horror film gone horribly wrong Not far away a woman smashes her car into a tree only to discover her leg is a shredded bloody stump Hot on her heels is a faceless ghoul hellbent on burying his axe in her skull A tussle ensues during which bullets are fired and limbs are lopped off Meanwhile the young couple gets dressed and wipes the fog from their windows only then do they become aware of the gory melee that occurred not ten paces from their vehicle