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Unexpected Visit and Sharp Retort
Ruber
Knock Knock!
Lady Juliana
Who-who are you? Ruber!
[Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps]
Ruber
Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single.
Lady Juliana
Impertinent pig!
[She slaps his hand]
Ruber
Is that a No?
Lady Juliana
I demand that you leave immediately!
Ruber
So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you.
Lady Juliana
What do you want?
Ruber
Camelot.
Cousins and Their Complicated Relationships
Cornwall
Hey, hey, easy with the stick, buddy.
Garrett
What are you?
Devon
Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
Defiance Against False Authority
Kayley
I will not serve a false king!
[To Ruber, before she swings down with a large wooden beam to knock him away from the king]
A Dragon's Suggestion on Flying Together
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on!
Confrontation with Legacy and Ambition
Ruber
You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying to be like him! Let's see if I can help you out!
[after Kayley stops him from attacking the king; he swings Excalibur at her, but she dodges]
Questioning Cold-Bloodedness in Adversity
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?!
[To Cornwall, appalled]
A Daughter's Plea for Her Father's Return
Kayley
Come on. Father! Father, do you really have to go?
[While Sir Lionel is helping Lady Juliana getting off her horse.; As she jumps into her father's arms, they roll down onto a sandy beach.]
Sir Lionel
I’m afraid I must, Kayley. You know the King’s Knights will be here soon.
Kayley
Tell me again, why you became a knight.
Lady Juliana
Kayley, you’ve heard it a thousand times!
Sir Lionel
Oh, but it’s fine dear. Well, my daughter, before you were born, the land was dark and treacherous. The people stood divided, brother fighting brother. The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Excalibur; for it was said, that only the true king could pull the magical sword from its stone, and unite the people. Many tried; all failed. Then, on the very day you were born, an unexpected hero stepped forth, his name was Arthur, and he was that true king. With Excalibur at his side he led us out of the darkness and together we built the greatest kingdom on Earth, everyone rejoiced.
[draws three circles in the sand with his finger; We go to a flashback, where at three stone pillars holding the magic sword, Excalibur.; Everybody tries to pull out Excalibur, but to no avail, gave up; A young man emerges from the crowd; Arthur pulls out Excalibur, much to everybody's amazement; Years pass by, as a castle is being constructed; Everybody helped build a kingdom; All of Camelot's residents danced and formed the three interlocked rings, showing union and Kayley is dancing inside a drawn circle, where she is dreaming about Camelot]
Kayley
Camelot!
Sir Lionel
And so these three rings represent the unity of our people. As a knight, I took an oath to protect Camelot, King Arthur, and Excalibur.
[shows Kayley the shield representing the three rings]
Kayley
The knights are here!
Sir Lionel
I must go now, Kayley. The king has summoned his knights for a special day in Camelot. Goodbye.
[kisses Lady Juliana and begins to ride off]
Kayley
I’m coming with you, daddy!
Sir Lionel
Yes, when you are old enough, Kayley. I will take you to Camelot. I promise. I love you.
Kayley
One day, I will be a knight, like father.
Sir Lionel
Let’s go!
Perception and Identity in Camelot
Garrett
You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.
[to Ayden]
Devon Comments on Decorator's Talent
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Devon: Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.
[walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly]
Unexpected Fortune Turns to Misfortune
Ruber
Two, for the price of one! This must be my lucky day. Oh, no! The stone!
[his last words; explosion; Ruber dies]
Fear and Responsibility in a Dangerous Situation
Bladebeak
We're not going in there, are we?
Minion
Chicken.
Bladebeak
But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!
Deserving Love and Affection
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Devon: Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will ] her. Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, who'll run his fingers through her hair, look deeply in her eyes, and make her feel like a real woman!
[To Cornwall, poking him; [love; Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall; he squeezes Cornwall's head until his eyes bulge; he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head; holds Cornwall eye-to-eye, then releases him; He kisses Cornwall; both spit and splutter]
Advice on Independence from a Dragon
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Cornwall: Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him.
[To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group]
A Tribute to Sir Lionel's Sacrifice
King Arthur
Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot.
[After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gives Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries; Addresses the others:; He then takes out Excalibur and holds it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and hold them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.]
A Perfectly Planned Flight Amidst Panic
Ruber
My faithful pet. How was the flight? Panic sweeps across the land.
Griffin
Precisely.
Ruber
My plan is perfect.
Griffin
Precisely.
Ruber
Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Griffin
Precisely.
Ruber
Now, Excalibur is mine.
Griffin
Here's where we enter a gray area. Hmm.
[grunts]
Ruber
Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?!
Griffin
I was attacked by a falcon.
Ruber
What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon?
Griffin
It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings.
Ruber
Silver wings? Ooh, scary. You stupid animal! Where is the sword now?
[softly; sarcastically; Yelling as he grabs The Griffin by the ear]
Griffin
In a place of untold danger.
Ruber
The Forbidden Forest.
Griffin
Precisely, Master.
Ruber
Have I told you today how magnificently and totally... worthless you are?! Excalibur is the one thing that can keep me from my conquest of Camelot!
[runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head and speaks softly; He pulls off the Griffin's eyebrow, making him screech]
Ruber
Oh! The-the girl!
[screaming]
Ruber
You! You! And You! Fancy Feet! After her! And bring her back! And you... you are going to lead me to Excalibur!
[to Bladebeak; to the Griffin; he grabs the Griffin's head; emphasizing the syllables]
Aspirations of Becoming a Knight
Kayley
One day, I'll be a knight, like father.
[after seeing her father ride off with the knights to Camelot]
Pride in Long-Term Efforts
Ruber
I'm so glad you've noticed! I've been working at it for years!
[To Juliana]
Struggling with Limitations and Aspirations
Kayley
How am I going to do great things if I'm stuck here with these silly chickens?
[to herself, lamenting on the normal everyday life after she and her mother disagree over her dreams of becoming a knight]
Ruber's Threat to Arthur and the Girl
Ruber
Don't worry, little girl. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back. As the case may be! Throw her into the wagon.
[after he used his magic potion to fasten Excalibur to his hand; laughs; Softly]
Unity and Equality in Leadership
King Arthur
It's been 10 years we celebrate, All that made our kingdom great, Liberty and justice for all, Each of us we now divide, for equal shares our countryside, promising equality for all we reside!
Knights of the Round Table
United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand; brother to brother; no 1 shall be greater than all.
Ruber
ME! Charming sing along. Now, let's get down to business. I waited a long time for this day. What about my new land?!
[To Knights]
King Arthur
Sir Ruber. Always thinking of yourself. As knights of the round table, our obligation is to the people, not to ourselves. The land will be divided according to each person’s needs.
Ruber
Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity.
Sir Lionel
The King has decided!
Ruber
Then it's time for the new king, and I vote for me.
Sir Lionel
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[?; to Ruber; [VeggieTales#Gideon: Tuba Warrior|I will not serve a false king.]
Ruber
Then serve... A DEAD 1! One day, that sword will be in my hand, and ALL WILL BE MINE!!
[Ruber draws a mace and leaps at Arthur; the other knights try to stop him, but he fights through them and strikes at Arthur, only to be disarmed and knocked flying by Excalibur.; He runs out of the room with the doors closing behind him as the knights throw spears at him. On the other side, Ruber barricades a door with a wooden beam before running off in exile as nine spears pierce the doors. Back in the room, the knights gather round Sir Lionel who is lying on the floor, motionless.]
Unexpected Praise and Distraction in Adventure
Kayley
That was... incredible! How you, smashed those creatures! How you-you avoided that-that-that, thing! You're amazing! You're-
[After Garrett saves her from Ruber's Iron Men]
Garrett
Mmhmm.
[Agrees uncaringly, as he looks over his ruined net]
Kayley
Not… even… listening to me!
Garrett
Great, took me six weeks to make this net!
Kayley
Net? You saved my life. Thank you.
Garrett
Well, everyone can makes mistakes.
Kayley
Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?
Garrett
And now I'll thank you...
Kayley
For what?
Garrett
For reminding me why I'm a hermit! Good day!
[Begins to walk away]
Kayley
But wait! What's your name?
Garrett
It's Garrett.
Kayley
I'm Kayley! Garrett! Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? ...Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
[Garrett seemingly continues to ignore her by walking on]
Garrett
What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Kayley
Blind.
[Astonished]
Garrett
...You know, I always forget that one.
[Chuckles lightly and replies sarcastically]
Encouraging Unity Amidst Conflict
Kayley
Stop bickering, and get your act together!
Garrett's Claim to His Belongings
Garrett
Hey! That's my net.
[His first lines, after Kayley falls into a swamp bed and gets tangled in a net]
The Battle for Excalibur and Camelot's Future
King Arthur
In the 10 years since Sir Lionel's ], ] and ] have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams-
[[death; [equality; [freedom; Ruber's Griffin crashes into the tower roof]
Knight 4
It's a Griffin.
[The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly, but The Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, breaking a piece of the chair, and biting King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flies up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at The Griffin]
Knight 5
It's taken Excalibur!
Knight 6
Arthur is wounded!
King Arthur
Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!
Bladebeak Offers His Assistance
Bladebeak
Bladebeak, at your service!
[Frees Kayley]
Self-Identification of a Reptile
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Cornwall: I'm a reptile.
[To Devon; He sticks his tongue out]
Aiming for Power and Control
Ruber
One day, that sword will be in my hand, and all will be mine!
[After Arthur had repelled him with Excalibur]
Cousins and Complications: A Dragon's Introduction
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
[Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"]
A Lighthearted Introduction from Cornwall
Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon
Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short.
[Meeting Kayley for the first time]
The Strength of Camelot's People
King Arthur
I dub thee, Sir Garrett. I dub thee, Lady Kayley. Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us, the kingdom's strength… is not based in the strength of the king, but the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table!
[Final lines; all cheer]
Exploring Dragon Country's Mysteries
Kayley
Have you got a cold? What is it?
Garrett
We’re in Dragon Country.
Kayley
Are you sure this is Dragon Country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, Welcome to Dragon Country. ...You don't think we'll see any... do you...? Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?
Garrett
Quiet.
Kayley
Do you hear something?
Garrett
No, I just want you to be quiet.
Kayley
Hmph!
[hands akimbo]