Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright Quotes

Daphne Does it say anything in those books about Opera House where we're shooting the show?

Velma Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70s. And there are rumours that it's haunted.

Shaggy Of course it's haunted. Like, when do we ever go to a place that's not haunted?

Velma Wait. Who’s driving?

Scooby-Doo Uh. Green means go, right?

All Shaggy!

Scooby-Doo Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Mel You make a cute couple.

Daphne We're not a cute couple! I mean, heh, we're not a couple... So we can't be a cute one, although we would be if we were. Which we're not. I mean, it's not like we don't like each other, we just don't *like* like each other. It's just not likely. Right, Fred? Or do we? We don't right? Do we? Why are we talking about this so much? Can we just, change the subject now, please? This is none of your business!

Daphne Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up wherever we go? Is it something about us?

Fred No, this happens to everyone. It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us, so logically, everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.

Daphne Really?

Fred Sure! It's simple math. They must be everywhere.

Shaggy We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and some baby oil. Right now!

Velma Trouble sleeping?

Daphne Ah, yeah.

Velma Are you okay? What's wrong?

Daphne I'm fine.

Velma You're obviously not fine, Daphne. Why don't you tell me about it?

Daphne I'm in love with Fred! There, I said it!

Velma Really? Wow, I never would have - Gosh, that's a shocker.