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A Child's Anger Over Family Abduction
Juni Cortez
That's because I'm mad! You kidnapped my parents, made psycho ] children, and swallowed up my sister!
[[robot]
Spy Wisdom and Sibling Banter
Carmen
A good spy uses his head", got that? It's the first one in the book!
Juni
(puts on sunglasses) Ew, gross.
Carmen
What do you see?
Juni
You.
Carmen
Very funny. Focus your eyes closer.
[sarcastic]
Carmen Questions Her Parents' Spy Abilities
Carmen Cortez
My parents can't be spies! They’re not cool enough!
Identity Reveal in Spy Kids
Machete
Who are you?
Carmen
Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.
Miscommunication Among Siblings in Crisis
Carmen
What?!
[Juni contacts her through the walkie talkie]
Juni
Where did you go?
[into walkie-talkie]
Carmen
I'm right behind him! Where are you?!
Juni
I'm toast.
A sibling's reassurance in a tense moment
Juni
Don't drop me!
Carmen
I'm not gonna drop you!
[drops Juni]
The Connection Between Sweaty Hands and Warts
Fegan Floop
From sweaty hands sprout warts. Do you know why you have sweaty hands?
Carmen's Dismissal of Juni's Spy Aspirations
Carmen Cortez
Sorry Juni, guess you can't be a spy.
[sarcastically]
Fegan Floop's Plan for the Minions
Fegan Floop
Thank you Minion. Now all I have to do is to make them work for real.
Discovery of a Cartoon Father
Juni Cortez
(upon finding his father as a cartoon character) That's my Fooglie! The one I drew. It's Dad.
A Surprising Return and Unconventional Views on Parenthood
Lisp
I'll believe that when I see it.
[cuts off his webcam]
Minion
Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko.
[Minion takes Gradenko's hand and kisses it.]
Ms. Gradenko
It's good to be back, Alex. Let's never have children.
[Revealed to be half-bald from the Buddy Pack jetpack flames burning her hair off]
Trust and Protection in Unusual Circumstances
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
Hi! I'm Ms. Gradenko, we work for your parents.
Carmen
We"?
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
Oh, I can understand if you don't trust me. You were a baby when we first met. Remember me now? Sorry. I have a key, you see? We're all on the same side. We're here to protect you.
[Opens door and enters; Carmen and Juni shake their heads.]
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
OSS, standard issue. We all have one.
Carmen
OSS? You work with my parents?
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
Yes. Now, please listen closely. Open your ears. Your father was able to send one last communique this morning before he disappeared. It consisted of 5 letters: F-L-O-O...P.
[Her men start walking round the safehouse and begin examining objects]
Juni
But you're wrong. Fabulous Floop would never do that.
[in disbelief]
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
Oh, trust me, he's not that fabulous. In fact... recognize these?
[displays the photos of the Fooglies]
Juni
Floop's Fooglies. I got toy versions.
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
This is what they look like before he mutated them.
[Gradenko shows that the Fooglies are actually mutated secret agents. Juni cocks an eyebrow.]
Carmen
You mean these mutants are captured secret agents?
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
We're dealing with a genius.
Carmen
Told you Floop was a freak.
[to Juni]
Ms. Tatiana Gradenko
And you know that cute little tuneless song the characters sing? Play it backwards.
Carmen
Will Floop do that to Mom and Dad?
[Referring to the Fooglies]
Juni
Girls.
[rolls eyes]
The Power of Dreams and Freedom
Fegan Floop
You can all be free; free; you can all be free, if you dream, if you dream… my ]!
[sings; [dream]