The Alarm Clock

ts 620 am The camera pans a slew of alarm clocks that start to ring simultaneously all set to awaken a solitary middleaged man The alarms are elaborate in addition to traditional clocks horns blow bright lights flash and a pot even blows smoke at the sleeper After several minutes the bed itself finally bounces him to his feet and he begins to make his way through his house slowly keeping only a step ahead of things falling or cutting through the air head high He grabs his coat shambles out the door and it becomes apparent why it is he must wake up These surprising duties completed its time for an espresso It arrives like clockwork right on schedule