The Condom Killer

Connor Domus a man called Condom for short has all the trappings of domestic bliss at his disposal He has a Donna Reedesque wife a nice house and plenty of cigarettes and scotch But he also has a secret mission bestowed to him at the dying request of his mother to keep the world safe no matter what the cost Whenever Condom observes something that challenges that mission be it food preparation or the sexual indiscretion of a sorority girl a revolver and a trademark prophylactic is all he needs to right that wrong The burden proves to be too great for Condom who becomes notorious for his slayings across LA He is known to the papers only as The Condom Killer and he eventually becomes victim to his wifes own instantly regretted attempt at seeking justice Once one learns the story of a man with a burden so uniquely allencompassing theyll never see protection the same way again