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Confrontation Over Inappropriate Thoughts
Baby
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
[dancing in front of Otis and the hostages; repeated 4x]
Otis
Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy
No,
Otis
Well, why not- are you a faggot?
Roy
No.
Otis
Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy
I'm a married man.
Otis
Oh, a married fuckin man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! come on!
[he and Baby clap and laugh]
Baby
Wow! married man!
Otis
All right. wow. okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.
Roy
Don't hurt her.
Otis
Get on your feet. Come on. Let's go.
Adam Banjo
Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin Mark Twain shit, cause it's definitely gettin chiseled on your tombstone. okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years.
Gloria
What?
Otis
What? Take off your clothes, or one of these assholes is going to die. Come on, come on.
Baby
Shit, way to go, Roy! she ain't too bad. She got a tight little ass on her!
Otis
And she got some child-rearing hips. Huh, yeah, hey.
Gloria
Please don't hurt me. please don't hurt me.
Otis
Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. Whoa.
Gloria
Please don't hurt me.
Otis
You like this, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Gloria
Yes, I... I do.
Otis
Okay. Okay, now. Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. My finger's getting tense... I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " Come on, say it. Come on I know. I know you're feeling it. I know you're feeling it. Say it.
Gloria
You're... the... almighty... devil and I want you... to make me your... fucking whore.
Otis
You make me sick.
Baby
Woo-hoo! I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now.
Otis
All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. We'll be back in a little while. Come on, Hoss, move it. Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! Come on! God damn it!
Frustration Over Television Distraction
Baby
Goddamn it, look at that jacket.
Otis
What?
Baby
On TV.
Otis
Wha--fuck the TV!
Baby
Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
Otis
Hey fuck you, will you just keep your head in the business at hand here?
A Call to Fulfill Our Purpose
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!
Expectations and Perceptions in Attraction
Candy
What you lookin at?
Otis B. Driftwood
I'm lookin at you, mama.
Candy
Yeah, you see something you like?
Otis B. Driftwood
Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
Candy
Oh I don't disappoint.
Sheriff Requests Name List from Associates
Sheriff John Wydell
What's going on, shitheads?
Rondo
Sheriff....
Sheriff John Wydell
(hands Rondo a piece of paper) Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.
Rondo
That's some funny-ass names! Haha!
[Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling]
Sheriff John Wydell
Yeah, look who's fuckin talkin "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.
Billy Ray Snapper
I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?
Sheriff John Wydell
Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't fuck this up assholes.
Rondo
Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.
Captain Spaulding's Dismissive Reflection on Authority
Captain Spaulding
Yeah I remember him. Stupid Fuck just like you. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he went. Officer Wy-fuckin'-dell to the rescue.
[While Wydell talks about his dead brother during torture]
Seeking Truth and Light in Darkness
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life. Hallelujah! Are you feeling it brother?!
[He nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair]
Tension Escalates in Confrontational Scene
Ruth
Poopy! What do you need a gun for? Where are we going?
Captain Spaulding
You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
Ruth
Oh, Poopy! Where are you going?
Captain Spaulding
Get out of my fucking way!
Ruth
Poopy, no!
Sheriff John Wydell
If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
Ruth
Poopy, don't go!
Captain Spaulding
God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! Leave me alone, woman!
Ruth
I want my Poopy!
Captain Spaulding
Leave me alone!
Ruth
Poopy, no!
Morning Conversations About Chickens
Charlie Altamont
Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon
Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont
You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon
No boss.
Charlie Altamont
Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon
Is that right?
Charlie Altamont
(to Darrell) Yeah, good mornin good mornin good mornin good mornin sir! How are ya!
Darrell
How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont
Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell
We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont
Yeah! I see it!
Darrell
Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont
RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of em.
Darrell
Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont
(after a long pause) What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens?
Darrell
Well, I thought about fuckin some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont
Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
Darrell
Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin you a chicken fucker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.
Clevon
Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a fucking chicken fucker!
Darrell
I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont
Everybody just stop yappin and grab the fuckin chickens, Clevon! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Darrell
Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon
Chickenf--He's the chicken fucker!!!
Charlie Altamont
That's all right. Put em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon
We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!
Charlie Altamont
Yeah, I know, I know.
Clevon
(yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!
Urgency Amidst Chaos in Family Dynamics
Susan
Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.
Jamie
I am hurrying! I dropped something.
Susan
Will you get in the car?! Okay, come on, let's go get in.
Jamie
Mom, a clown.
Susan
Yeah yeah, a clown. Oh... hi.
Captain Spaulding
Hi I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan
What's that about clown business?
Captain Spaulding
Do I stutter, bitch?
[pause]
Susan
Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door.
Captain Spaulding
Where the hell you going? Damn it. Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown when he's talking to you!
Susan
Get your fucking hands off of me!
Captain Spaulding
What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?
Jamie
No...
Captain Spaulding
Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie
Please...
Captain Spaulding
All right, now get your fuckin ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya! Shit! Wow!
Justice and Vengeance in Sheriff Wydell's Words
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular fuckin killer. You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true.
[Talking to himself in mirror]
Clowns and Fear: A Dark Inquiry
Captain Spaulding
What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama... and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin family.
[While hijacking a car with a boy inside; Kid shakes his head "no"]
Conflict Over Elvis Presley’s Legacy
Marty Walker
That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley.
Sheriff John Wydell
What'd you say about the King?!
Marty Walker
I said he died three days before Grouch...
Sheriff John Wydell
Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! you get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face.
Marty Walker
Elvis is in Hollywood!
Sheriff John Wydell
Get the hell outta here!
Marty Walker
His first film...
Sheriff John Wydell
Get out!
Marty Walker
Love Me Tender," was based on an Irish folk song!
Sheriff John Wydell
F*ck Groucho!
A Light-Hearted Exchange on Smoking
Baby
Meow! Meow. Hey, pussycat. Hey, got a light?
Roy Sullivan
No, uh, I don't smoke. My doctor says I got lungs like a professional athlete.
Baby
Ah, I get it. You wanna live forever.
Roy Sullivan
Yeah yeah, well...
Baby
So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something?
Roy Sullivan
Yeah... no. I'm actually out here with my singing group. I do the lead singing for it. It's called "Banjo and Sullivan. " I used to sing with Johnny Cash. He shook my hand.
Baby
I love famous people. They're so much better than the real thing.
Roy Sullivan
Well, yeah, I suppose they are.
Baby
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan
Would you say that again?
Baby
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Baby
Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
Roy Sullivan
Don't tell me that! What? Say that again.
Baby
That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.