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The Origin of Smurfette's Identity
Grace
How can you be the only girl in the village?
Smurfette
Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Grace
Wow! And then what happened?
Smurfette
Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
Coffee and Gargamel in The Smurfs
Patrick
Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee.
Papa
Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue?
Patrick
So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store...
Papa
Gargamel?
Patrick
He's not really a wizard, is he?
Papa
Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. Thank you. Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. But here, without my books and potions... Well, today, we got lucky. But next time, who knows?
[Patrick puts down one cup of coffee; he slurps through a straw]
Patrick
What are you gonna do?
Papa
I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won't ever give up. They're my family. And you never give up on family.
Patrick
Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? Having all those little guys depending on you? I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you were ready?
Papa
Here, come sit on Papa's lap. Uh, yeah, right. Scratch that.
[chuckles; pause]
Patrick
Probably not the best idea.
Papa
Yeah, yeah. Lemme ask you something. Why did you come for us today when your Grace called?
Patrick
Because she needed me. I could hear it in her voice.
Papa
Uh-huh. Well, that's what being a papa is: when it comes time, you just do. And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here. Mm-mm. It comes from here, where it matters most.
[stands up; points to his head, then jumps down; gestures to Patrick's chest]
Patrick
My spleen?
Papa
No, your heart. I'm tryin to have a moment here, you whippersnapper.
[laughs]
Patrick
You're a good papa, Papa.
Papa
And you'll be a good one too.
[he and Patrick stare at the night sky]
Cuteness vs. Danger in Unexpected Encounter
Patrick
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
Grace
It's okay, it's okay. They're friendly.
[cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
Gutsy
You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make {{w|haggis}} with your innards.
[hops down]
Gargamel's Concern for Azrael's Well-Being
Gargamel
Azrael? Are you dead?
[repeated line]
Memorable Reflections on a Significant Place
Gutsy Smurf
I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!
[turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]
Questioning Leadership After a Mishap
Grouchy Smurf
Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole.
[referring to Clumsy]
Gargamel Discovers a Dark Magic Cauldron
Gargamel
Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[impressed; climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael]
Gargamel
What died in here? OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN!
[the port-a-potty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard]
Gargamel
Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there!
[choking; coughs in disgust]
Finding the Incantation and Papa Smurf
Gutsy
That'll do, pigeon.
Smurfette
Thank you, bird.
Brainy
Look! We got the incantation!
Patrick
Where's Papa?
Grouchy
Gargamel's got him.
Patrick
What?
Clumsy
Oh no!
[gasps in fear]
Smurfette
He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
Grouchy
He's gonna...
[Smurfette sobs]
Gutsy
Don't say it.
[sadly]
Grace
BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
Patrick
Belved-- He's taken him to {{w|Belvedere Castle}} in {{w|Central Park}}.
Brainy
To extract his essence!
Grace
WHAT?! W-We have to go get him!
[surprised]
Smurfette
No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever!
Gutsy
Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him. He's tryin to protect us.
Clumsy
No! We can't leave Papa behind.
Gutsy
It was a Smurf promise.
Clumsy
No, no, no! We can't!
Brainy
We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
Grouchy
That's right.
Patrick
I didn't. I never promised him anything.
[the Smurfs turn to Patrick; walks out]
Clumsy
Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa.
Grace
Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you!
[follows Patrick]
Grouchy
I'm in!
[Elway barks in agreement]
Gutsy
Aye, me too. No Smurf left behind. Not Papa, and not you.
[Clumsy smiles]
Smurfs
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!
Gutsy Smurf Advocates for Respectful Language
Gutsy Smurf
There is no call for that kind of language, Laddie!
[after Patrick swears in Smurf language]
Confrontation Among Smurfs and Gargamel
Grouchy
Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
Gutsy
You have had that coming for about thirty years!
Gargamel
SMURFS!!!!!!!!
[as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
A Moment of Apology and Pride
Hefty
Clumsy, you little mook, you!
[shoulder-bumps Clumsy]
Brainy
Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa.
[sees Papa coming]
Papa
I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.
[hugs Clumsy]
Clumsy
Thanks, Papa.
Grouchy
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
[tearfully]
Papa
And now to get rid of this!
[snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]
Determining Papa's Fate and Next Steps
Brainy
What's gonna happen to Papa?
Grouchy
Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Gutsy
Come on, we don't have much time.
Brainy
Come on"? Come on where?
Smurfette
How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
Gutsy
We ride. Come on! Be still, bird!
[spots a flock of pigeons; hops on one of them]
Grouchy
I don't think they're friendly.
Gutsy
Well, neither am I!
Brainy
But they carry disease.
Gutsy
Yah! And Smurfs! ]
[[A Bug's Life|Let's ride!]
Grouchy
Whoa, bird! Whoa!
Smurfette
Come on!
[to Brainy]
Brainy
But I'm not sure I can do this.
[jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
Smurfette
You can do it, Brainy! Hold on!
[offscreen]
Brainy
According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!
[flying out of control]
Gargamel Seeks Smurf Thief's Whereabouts
Gargamel
We must find this Smurf thief. Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
[he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs; Azrael meows; spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him]
Businessman
Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
[on the phone]
Gargamel
You're selling them?
Woman
Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Wait, what drawer?
[to the woman]
Woman
In the kitchen, Lily.
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Who is this Lily?
Man
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
[stops the man]
Man
Take your meds, man.
[to Gargamel; walks away]
Gargamel
What? I, I... IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
[confused; shouts; spots a peddlar; to the peddlar]
Peddlar
They're everywhere!
[laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael
I know.
[unenthusiastically]
Caution Against Outsiders in a New World
Patrick
Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Smurfette
Well, why not?
Patrick
Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to ]! It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay?
[[E.T.; The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused; walks out the door]
Smurfette Asserts Her Strength and Identity
Smurfette
You Smurfed with the wrong girl.
[after caging Azrael]
Smurfette's Surprise About Dress Options
Smurfette
I can have more than one kind of dress? WHAT?!
Gargamel's Frustration with Nature
Gargamel
Let go! Cursed nature!
[getting his net caught in a tree]
Consequences of Returning for Someone
Smurfette
Oh, Papa!
[climbs up; runs to Papa]
Papa
No. No, Smurfette.
Smurfette
What did he do to you?
[referring to Gargamel]
Papa
You shouldn't have come back for me.
Smurfette
Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now!
[grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open]
A Magical Moment Between Two Worlds
Grouchy Smurf
Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here.
[pause]
Embracing Positivity Beyond Names
Clumsy Smurf
Just because your name is Grouchy does not mean that you always have to be grouchy.