31 quotes
Activating Holo-Detector for Discovery of Plant
Captain B. McCrea
AUTO, EVE found the plant. Fire up the Holo-Detector.
Captain McCrea's Directive to EVE
Captain B. McCrea
EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the Holo-Detector. NO!
BNL's Promotional Space Travel Advertisement
Commercial Voice
Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! BNL Starliners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away. The jewel of BNL fleet-- the Axiom. Spend your five-year cruise in style, waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew. While your captain and autopilot chart a course for non-stop entertainment, fine dining, and with our all-access hover-chairs, even Grandma can join the fun! There's no need to walk. The Axiom. Putting the star in executive starliner.
Shelby Forthright
Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!
Captain McCrea's Call to Action
Captain B. McCrea
What?! It's completely relevant! Out there is our home! Home, AUTO! And it's in trouble! I can't just sit out here and do nothing! That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done! Nothing!
Inquiry About Axiom Message Timing
Captain B. McCrea
No. Wait a minute. Computer, when was that message sent out the Axiom?
Alphabet Lessons from NAN-E in WALL·E
NAN-E
A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home. "B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.
[teaching some infants the alphabet]
Captain McCrea Dismisses AUTO from Duty
Captain B. McCrea
AUTO, you are relieved of duty!
[switches to "MANUEL"]
Axiom Shoppers Encouraged to Try New Color
COM
Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue. It's the new red.
Captain Addresses Passengers Amid Autopilot Malfunction
Captain B. McCrea
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We're having a slight malfunction with the Autopilot! Please remain calm!
Realization of Time's Passage and Change
Captain B. McCrea
That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! AUTO, things have changed! We've gotta go back!
Captain McCrea's Excitement About Farming
Captain B. McCrea
This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants! Oh, it's good to be home!
[last lines; laughs]
Captain's Urgent Request for Plant Delivery
Captain B. McCrea
Hey, this is the Captain. I am locked in my room. EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the Lido Deck. I'll have activated the Holo-Detector. Now, hurry! AUTO's probably gonna cut me off!
Captain's Displeasure with Classified Information
Captain B. McCrea
What do you mean, "classified"? You don't keep a secret from the Captain.
Captain McCrea Challenges Blinky for the Plant
Captain B. McCrea
That's right. The plant. You want it? Come and get it, Blinky.
Curiosity and Discovery in a New Directive
EVE
Directive? Directive?
[repeats "Directive" in multiple languages until she speaks English; WALL-E is at first confused]
WALL-E
Ta-da!
[understands her question and demonstrates his trash-compacting function]
EVE
Ooh.
WALL-E
Dirrrrrrrrective?
EVE
Directive? Classified.
[WALL-E nods; turns away]
WALL-E
Oh.
EVE
Name?
[scans him]
WALL-E
WALL-E.
EVE
WALL-E. WALL-E. EVE.
[giggles]
WALL-E
Eeee...?
[attempting to pronounce it]
EVE
EVE.
WALL-E
Eeeee...Ahhh.
EVE
EVE"! "EVE"!
WALL-E
Eee...VA. EVE.
[EVE giggles]
EVE
EVE.
Consumerism and Happiness in a Dystopian Future
COM
Buy N Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us.
Celebrating 700 Years of Aboard the Axiom
Captain B. McCrea
Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh... Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free "septuacentennial cupcake in a cup." Wow, look at that!
Captain McCrea Declares Return to Earth
Captain B. McCrea
I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.
Determined Pursuit of a Unique Individual
Captain B. McCrea
You're not getting away from me, one-eye!