Let's be honest, every character on "Gossip Girl" is at least a little bit garbage; it's kind of the point of the show. If one of them isn't causing trouble, then what will the almighty Dan Humphrey -- I mean Gossip Girl -- post about? But, how do they compare to each other when it comes to being terrible? They've all lied, cheated, and schemed, but some have used their girlfriends as property, or used their wives for a hefty dowry (yeah, you read that right).

Here is the definitive ranking of "Gossip Girl" characters from most to least garbage.