Seinfeld," but if you ask us, George Costanza is its true star. He's a little bit pathetic, he loves food (remember when he ate an eclair out of the trash?), and he sucks at relationships. If you can't say at least one of those things about yourself, then we know a jerk store that called looking for you. (We're saying that you're a conceited jerk, OK?)

As any fan of the show will tell you, the best thing about Costanza is that he can always be counted on to bring some next level realness and say all the things we wish we could. Hey, George, we love naps and not working hard, too!

We salute everyone's favorite lovable loser with this list of 28 times George Costanza said exactly what we were thinking.