You know nothing, "Game of Thrones" fans. And that's not going to change after reading the official synopses for episodes 4 and 5 of season 6.

HBO released the summaries, but the premium cable network is still being as cagey as Varys. Seriously, somewhere, "Mad Men" creator Matthew Weiner must be shaking his head and saying "well-played" to the level of obfuscation here.

So what's going to "happen" in the next few weeks? First, the synopsis for "Book of the Stranger," airing May 15:

Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) strikes a deal. Jorah (Iain Glen) and Daario (Michiel Huisman) undertake a difficult task. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and Cersei (Lena Headey) try to improve their situation. Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Dan Sackheim.

And here's the synopsis for "The Door," airing May 22:

Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) learns a great deal. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) goes on a mission. Arya (Maisie Williams) is given a chance to prove herself. Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Jack Bender.

Let the rampant speculation and theorizing begin!

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