It didn't take Taylor Swift long to Shake It Off with Calvin Harris.

He should've known she was trouble when she walked in.

She had a Blank Space and gave it to Tom Hiddleston, and now Taylor and Calvin have Bad Blood.

Taylor has not been Loki about her new relationship, with photographs showing her kissing the "Avengers" actor and possibly hooking up with him before she was even done with the last guy.

Because Everything Has Changed, and maybe that's Mean, but it's time for her to Begin Again with a new Love Story, and dating Loki is all of our Wildest Dreams, right?

TMZ claims Calvin Harris feels "betrayed," and deleted not just his make-nice tweet from after he and Taylor broke up, but all of his Taylor photos. She has also removed him from her Instagram.

This is all very high school, but the real story is the reaction from shocked fans/haters/media/bystanders online, starting with this classic headline:


Whenever Taylor Swift ends a relationship it leads to breakup jokes, but the addition of Tom Hiddleston, most recently seen as a potential next Bond, has shaken and stirred fans to a greater extent than usual.

Hopefully Calvin Harris isn't so mad that he pulls a "puny god" move on Tom Hiddleston, but ... you know ... it was kind of awesome the first time.

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