Memorable Quotes from Ray Stevenson
9 quotesMorning Explosions Exceeding Daily Norms
Firefly
Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.
Conflicting Dreams and Loyalties Among Friends
Darren
Look, I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
Steve
Who cares what you meant to do? What you did was take my place. That was my dream.
Darren
Steve, what are you doin with him?
Steve
Who? Murlaugh? Come on, man, he's not as bad as he looks. For one thing, he didn't say I had bad blood, like Crepsley. And for another thing, they didn't lie to me. And you know what? They think I'm awesome! They say I have a destiny, or whatever. Look at you. Who wants to be a vampire anyways? Vampires suck. Vampeneze rule!
Murlaugh
Juicy!
[''Looking at Mrs. Shan'']
Steve
First guy I killed, Mr. Kersey. Blood, just gets me goin', you know what I mean?
Darren
I wouldn't know, I haven't been drinking any.
Steve
I know you; always trying to look Mr. Goody Two-Shoes, all the time. I bet you'll resist drinking blood, and resist drinking it, and resist drinking it. And then at the last second, you'll become this total bloodhound! All right, man, here's the deal. See, the fact guy, he still wants you on the team. And despite everything else, you are still my best friend. So I tell you what, I'll make you a deal that might just save your ass. If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait, my bad, that's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
[''Laughs'']
Murlaugh
What? Let the juicy one go?
Steve
Hey. Look, man, it's part of the plan. Talk to Mr. Tiny. So whaddya say? Oh, you gotta drink her blood, too. You can do her in with this.
[''Turns back to Darren''; ''Holds out a switchblade'']
Three Loves of Roger Wesley
Roger Wesley
There are three things I love in this world: ], small dimples just above a woman's ]... and the fear in a man's eye who knows I'm about to hurt him.
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A Meeting with The Collector
Carina
I present to you Taneleer Tivan. The Collector.
The Collector
Asgardians! It's an honor.
Sif
You know why we're here.
[She hands him the Aether, which he accepts]
The Collector
Of course. But if I may ask, why not keep it secure, in your own vault?
Volstagg
The Tesseract is already on Asgard. It would be unwise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.
The Collector
That's very wise. I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection.
Sif
See that it is.
The Collector
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[[Guardians of the Galaxy (film)|One down…five to go]
Confrontation and Anticipation of Victory
Firefly
I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!
[beating Roadblock]
Playing Games with Consequences
Roger Wesley
Someone's been playing ].
[[Grand Theft Auto]
Unexpected Alliances in Unlikely Circumstances
Jane
You're…
Loki
I'm Loki. You may have heard—
Jane
That was for New York!
Loki
I like her.
[To Thor]
Sif
Betray him, and I'll kill you.
Loki
Good to see you too, Sif.
Volstagg
If you even think about betraying him…
Loki
You'll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.
A Call for Further Courage and Sacrifice
Arthur
Knights... Brothers and arms... Your courage has been tested beyond all limits.
Bors
Yes.
Arthur
But I must ask you now for one further trial.
Bors
Drink.
Arthur
We must leave on a final mission for Rome before our freedom can be granted. Above the wall, far north, there is a Roman family in need of rescue. They are trapped by Saxons. Our orders is to secure their safety.
Bors
Let the Romans take care of their own.
Gawain
Above the wall is Woad territory.
Galahad
Our duty to Rome, if it ever was a duty, is done. Our pact with Rome is done.
Bors
Every knight here has laid his life on the line for you. For you. And instead of freedom you want more blood? Our blood? You think more of Roman blood than you do of ours?
Arthur
Bors! These are our orders. We leave at first light, and when we return your freedom will be waiting for you. A freedom we can embrace with honour.
Bors
I'm a free man! I will choose my own fate!
Tristan
Yeah, yeah, we're all going to die someday. If it's a death from a Saxons hand that frightens you, stay home.
Galahad
Listen, if you're so eager to die, you can die right now! I've got something to live for!
Lancelot
Enough. Enough!
Dagonet
The Romans have broken their word. We have the word of Arthur. That is good enough. I'll prepare. Bors, are you coming?
Bors
OF COURSE I'M COMING! I CAN'T LET YOU GO ON YOUR OWN, YOU'LL ALL GET KILLED! I'M JUST SAYING WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING!
Threatening Humor in a Tense Situation
Roger Wesley
Listen, if you don't shut up, I'll cut your ear off with a butter knife.