Memorable Quotes from Taye Diggs
21 quotesA Dangerous Suggestion in Tense Conversation
Eddie Baker
That's a good way to get your head blown off, man!
Steven H. Price
I'll recommend it to Evelyn.
Games Have Already Begun in Distress
Evelyn Stockard-Price
Well, lookie! Looks like the games have already begun.
Eddie Baker
Where is he? WHERE'S PRICE?!
Sara Wolfe
No! But I am so fucking far from alright and it's not even funny! Someone or something just tried to drown me in a tank of blood with the size of a buick!
Evelyn Stockard-Price
Uh, let me give you a little hint. His initials are S.P.
Steven Price
(Heard what Evelyn was talking about and sat up from the couch as Pritchett walks past him) Alright! S.P: As in sorry, Petunia. Because I was with Pritchett this whole time.
Eddie Baker
Look at this! Huh? What is this?
[to Price.]
Watson Pritchett
That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
[turns around]
Sara Wolfe
What is this darkness?
Watson Pritchett
It! The Thing! The Evil! The rotten core of the bottom of that place! The thing that's gonna kill us all! Death by Corroison: That thing!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D.
So, either we spend the night and collect our money, or we try and find a way out of here.
Evelyn Stockard-Price
(Smiles) You know me, the more the merrier. I guess somebody better find this game show hostess.
Steven Price
Where is she?
The Value of Life Over Wealth
Eddie Baker
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
A Plan to Simplify the Mission
Jeffers
What?
Obecks
Well, I'm just talking here... but by their design, all we really need to come back with is the baby... think about it... no money, no perps, no nothing. We could kill these two fucks, take the money, bring Chidduck his baby, and say it all went well.
Jeffers
Well... mostly well.
Obecks
What? The girl?
Jeffers
Yeah.
Obecks
Well when she doesn't show up in a couple of months, it'll be assumed she ate a bullet and they made off for fucking Bolivia... damn it... it doesn't work. The doc...
Jeffers
The doctor gets shot in the fray...
Obecks
Right...
Jeffers
We tried to help him, but it was either him or the baby. He was alive when we took off, and must have died crawling for help in the desert.
Obecks
Creative articulation my good man.
Jeffers
Just talking of course...
Obecks
Sure.
Asylum Machine Seals Fate of Inmates
Eddie Baker
What happened?
Watson Pritchett
Lockdown.
Sara/Jennifer
What is that?
Watson Pritchett
A machine from an old asylum. It seals everything shut. That's how they burned to death in 31. Dr. Vanacutt threw the switch! If he was gonna die, they're all gonna die!
Melissa Margarett Marr
Well no wonder they're still pissed off.
Donald W. Blackburn
Let's go into the other room and I'll take care of your hands.
Watson Pritchett
The only five of the insane are Vanacutt's staff.
Donald W. Blackburn
Why isn't that machine disabled?
Watson Pritchett
It was on my dad's things to do list here. But the house did it first.
Eddie Baker
Wait, you said that was an accident.
Watson Pritchett
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
Confronting Fear in a Haunted House
Sara/Jennifer
So what, we're stuck here forever?
Eddie Baker
Oh, so then we'll just stay here til morning.
Watson Pritchett
Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then. (Drinks Burbon Bottle)
[sarcastic]
Sara/Jennifer
What do I feel like this is some sick joke just to scare us out of our wits and with a Hella lot of money?
Evelyn
You got that right! (To Steven) Take a bow, you sick fuck! You've out done yourself tonight. You've scared the shit out of even me.
A Call for More Excitement in Life
Eddie Baker
That was the most fun I've had all day.
Sara Wolfe
You need to get out more.
Unexpected Mishap In A Comedic Encounter
Tiny
Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like ]...
[[w:Marilyn Chambers|Marilyn Chambers]
Singh
She found your dick?
Tiny
Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!
Marcus
Was it hard or soft?
Tiny
What, my dick?
Singh
The contact lens.
Marcus
Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?
Tiny
What does it matter?
Marcus
It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.
Tiny
Whatever.
Marcus
Whatever"?
Tiny
Whatever.
Marcus
What do you mean?
Tiny
Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!
Marcus
Nigger"? What nigger, this nigger?
Tiny
I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.
Marcus
This ain't ]. Show me this Nubian's picture.
[[w:Roots: The Saga of an American Family|Roots]
Tiny
I don't carry her picture.
Marcus
If you were less black, you'd be clear.
Tiny
She was black as night!
Marcus
Okay, stop! Truce!
Tiny
Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.
Marcus
You know, you're right.
Singh
Thank you, ].
[[w:Rhythm Nation|Rhythm Nation]
Tiny
Fuck you, Vanilla Ice.
Easiest Way to Disarm a Cleric
Brandt
You ask him for it. (in response to the interrogator's question: "What, would you say, is the easiest way to get a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?")
Revelation of the Guest List
Sara Wolfe
Oh my god! I think how the guest list was made! Look at these names! Head Nurse: Ruth Ann Stockard! Electroshock: Adolphus Jenzen! Franklin Baker! Thomas Stevens Price! Jasper Marr! They're all here!
Eddie Baker
Who's all here? I'm missing someone.
Sara Wolfe
Everyone who was invited! They were related to the five of the staff members when the place was burned! There was five of us.
Watson Pritchett
The five that didn't die?
Eddie Baker
Holy shit!
Watson Pritchett
Booga booga.
Sara Wolfe
Are you saying?
Watson Pritchett
Price didn't make the list, the house did! Because she's a vengeful stupid whore!
Desperation in a Haunted House
Eddie Baker
There's gotta be a way out of here! Someway! (Looks at Pritchett) Pritchett!
Watson Pritchett
What?
Eddie Baker
(Smacks bottle away from Pritchett's hands and the bottle was dropped accidentally smashed on the floor) I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Eddie Baker
(Points finger at Pritchett) Watch it!
Sara Wolfe
I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Eddie Baker
Right, then where will we be?
Watson Pritchett
Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
Sara Wolfe
Hey, I think I got something!
Evelyn Stockard-Price
Bravo! Bravo! I know it's not too kind to ask the magician how he did it. Clever minds are too desperate to know. Just what did happen to little Miss Marr?
Steven Price
(Turns to face his wife) Asking the wrong guy.
Evelyn Stockard-Price
I mean did she staged it all for you and then go hide? Or did you just flat out and kill the little bitch?!
Steven Price
I propose you the same question.
Steven Price
If I have one, Evelyn. Whom do you think?
Steven Price
If you think that's gonna do the trick? Do you, Tulip! I will never give you a loaded gun!
Steven Price
Jesus!
Evelyn Stockard-Price
(Mockingly) Funky old house, ain't it?
Evelyn Stockard-Price
Friends, your hostess is now going to retire for what's left of the night. If you need me, I'll be upstairs in my bedroom. Not if much as anyone as peeps in the keyhole, I'm gonna empty this thing into their fucking head!
Steven Price
Oh, come on! I loaded them with blanks. Even if I were gonna... murder my wife, I would rather do it in a abandoned house.
Eddie Baker
(Eddie remembered what Sara had mentioned) Here! Take this!
Eddie Baker
What good is a million dollars when you're dead?
Sara Wolfe
Okay, Let's find a way out of here!
Eddie Baker
Right!
Donald W. Blackburn M.D.
I'm gonna try and find Miss Marr.
Watson Pritchett
And I better find me something to drink.
Aspirations of Uncompromising Strength
Brandt
Cleric, I can only hope one day to be as uncompromising as you.
A Brief Exchange on Money Issues
Simon
Lend me some money.
Marcus
Man, where's your money?
Simon
I lost it.
Marcus
We've been here five minutes.
Simon
I played this game at a $100 table and didn't understand it. Now I do. I figured out how to beat it.
Marcus
Cool. Give me your wallet.
Simon
Here you go. What're you doing?
Marcus
Come back in an hour for it. In an hour, I'll give you your money. Now get out. You're bad luck.
Exploring the Depths of Sexual Experience
Marcus
The thing is, most people don't know how to make love. They stick it in, move it around till they get off. But what Tantra teaches you is how to deepen, prolong the sexual experience. Bring it to a higher level. If one man in 10 was having the sex I'm having, there'd be no war.
Simon
What's the longest you two ever did it?
Marcus
Fourteen hours.
Simon
Holy shit! How many times you shoot?
Marcus
Not once, man.
Simon
You didn't go once? Not even at the end?
Marcus
You redirect the orgasm inside. How long do your orgasms last? Two, three seconds? I've had orgasms that have lasted up to an hour and a half.
Simon
That's bullshit!
Marcus
Honest to God and I mean Allah.
Tiny
Word.
Marcus
Word.
Simon
Wait. No love. When'd you last get off?
Marcus
I haven't ejaculated in six months. Anyone can do it. It just takes discipline.
Tiny
Bullshit. You're some ] motherfucker.
[[w:Obi-Wan Kenobi|Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Simon
You call me old school. I'm for coming and going.
Marcus
Hour and a half.
A Call to Dance and Celebrate Together
Eddie Baker
Me and you all three. Woowho, lets boogie.
Commitment to Uniformity and Consequences
Brandt
Mind the uniform, cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time... (moments before being killed by Preston)
A Confusing Encounter with a Drug Dealer
Marcus
What the hell you doing with a gold...Todd Gaines? The drug dealer.
[as Simon checks into the hotel with a credit card]
Simon
He gets a discount here. He let me borrow it. He's a good guy.
Marcus
He's the good drug dealer. Right. Sometimes I get confused.
Simon
Relax, we're gonna pay cash. That's just to get the room.
Commitment to Career and Partnership
Brandt
I told you I'd make my career with you, Preston.
A Memorable Celebration in a Haunted Setting
Eddie Baker
That was one kickass party!
[Eddie and Sara are atop a tall tower]