Tracking Nodes and Unlikely Alliances
Hannibal King
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Asher Talos
Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.
[''Kicks him'']
Hannibal King
Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].
[''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister]
Danica Talos
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
Hannibal King
It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...
[Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin]
Danica Talos
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Hannibal King
No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?
[''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing'']
Confrontation Between Dracula and Zoe
Dracula/Drake
Do you know who I am?
Zoe
You're the ].
[[L. Frank Baum|Nome King]
Dracula/Drake
Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die?
Zoe
I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven.
Dracula/Drake
There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift?
Zoe
My friends are coming to kill you.
[''Calmly'']
Vampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
[''Stands'']
Asher Talos
Good dog.
[''Picks up the dog'']
Hannibal King
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
[[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
Hannibal King
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos
Yeah.
[''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Jarko Grimwood
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Unexpected Trouble for Chief Vreede
Chief Martin Vreede
You wanted to see me?
[''Drives up to warehouse'']
Virago
We've got trouble.
Blade
Doing a little moonlighting, chief?
[''Walks up with Abigail'']
Chief Martin Vreede
Shit!
[''Reaches for his gun but Abigail draws her gun before he can and she goes up to him confiscating his gun'']
Blade
What are you doing here? Talk. Talk! Spill it!
[''Walks up to Martin and Virago''; ''To Virago''; ''Pulls her by shirt''; ''She slaps his hand away and he shoves her to the ground'']
Virago
You know what we're doing.
Blade
What's inside?! Now, what's behind Door Number One?
[''Points to warehouse''; ''Virago attempts to lunge but Abigail kills her and he points to warehouse'']
Chief Martin Vreede
I can't tell you. They- they'll kill me.