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About
When Scott learns that his longtime cyber-buddy from Berlin is a gorgeous young woman, he and his friends embark on a trip across Europe.
Theatrical
Feb 20, 2004
Box Office
$22.6M
Budget
$25.0M
Return
0.9x
DVD / Blu-ray
Dec 3, 2013
Director
Jeff Schaffer
Producers
Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jackie Marcus Schaffer
Music
James L. Venable
Studio
The Montecito Picture Company, Blue Sea Productions
Quotes
See all →Friendship and Support in Awkward Moments
Scott
This is Mieke's apartment building. Wish me all sorts of luck, guys.
Jenny
You'll do great, Scotty.
Scott
Thanks.
Cooper
I came all this way. I'm not gonna miss this. Dude, Mieke's hideous! Run!
[''Grandmother greets door'']
Scott
Stop. Hi, my name is Scott Thomas. I'm from America, and I'm here to see Mieke.
[''Mieke's father appears'']
Mieke's father
I'm sorry, but Mieke's not here.
Scott
Do you know where she is?
Mieke's father
She's gone for the summer.
Scott's Confidence in Love and Relationships
Cooper
Reading Mieke's old emails again?
Scott
Yeah. You know, she said I might be the one? That's huge. I've never been "the one" before. Thought I was "the one" with Fiona, but turns out I was, what?
Cooper
Look, you got nothing to worry about. You'll show up and sweep her off her German feet.
Scott
Thanks. Yeah. I will, won't I?
Mieke
I'm so sad and lonely. I'm so sad and lonely. I just wish someone would show up and sweep me off my German feet.
Scott
Mieke! I'm here.
Mieke
Scotty!
Scott
About that last email. I'm so sorry...
Nude Beach Etiquette and Currency Concerns
Cooper
So, what's the etiquette on ]? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
[[w:erection|boners]
Scott
Wait, wait. Does "nude beach" mean we have to get naked, too?
Cooper
Of course. Do you think you can go an hour without your currency colostomy bag?
Jamie
As long as this thing has our money and passports in it, it's not coming off, and my trunks won't come off, either.
Cooper
Come on. You came all the way to Europe. Can't wimp out now. Okay. All right, on the count of three. Here we go. Look at Jamie's penis!
[''They takes off pants'']
Jamie
Very funny. Very funny.
Cooper
All right. Let the crazy European sex odyssey begin! Here we go. Really? Yes. Mm-hmm. Hello, ladies!
[''They run to beach only to realize it's all men'']
Beach visitors
Ladies? Bitches?
Disagreement on Sightseeing in Crans Sur Mer
Jamie
Crans Sur Mer. We change trains here.
Cooper
Well, we got a couple of hours to kill. What's there to see in this town?
Jamie
Hello? The Monument des Poissonieres. It's a monument to all the local fishermen who were lost at sea. Frommer's says it's supposed to be..."quite moving.
Cooper
What the hell is wrong with you, ]? We're here to see Europe, not some crappy statue. I'm taking a nap. Wake me up when the train gets here.
[[w:C-3PO|C-3PO]
Jenny
Hmm. Says here this town has a famous ].
[[w:nude beach|nude beach]
Cooper
All right, we can't all just lie around all day. We gotta experience the culture firsthand. Let's go exploring!
Cast
Full credits →S
Scott Mechlowicz
Scott Thomas
J
Jacob Pitts
Cooper Harris
M
Michelle Trachtenberg
Jenny
T
Travis Wester
Jamie
V
Vinnie Jones
Mad Maynard
L
Lucy Lawless
Madame Vandersexxx
J
Jessica Boehrs
Mieke
P
Patrick Malahide
Arthur Frommer
P
Patrick Rapold
Christoph
D
Diedrich Bader
Mugger
K
Kristin Kreuk
Fiona
M
Matt Damon
Donny
J
Jakki Degg
Missy
P
Paul Oldham
Cecil
J
John Comer
Hooligan
J
Jeff Smith
Hooligan
D
David Fisher
Hooligan
C
Christian Dunckley Clark
Hooligan
P
Petr Jákl
Gunter
J
Jakub Kohák
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