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Evil Dead II Quotes

"Kiss your nerves goodbye!"

R 1987 · 1h 24m · Fantasy, Horror, Comedy
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22 quotes
Confronting Reality After a Traumatic Event
Ash I'm fine... I'm fine...
[talking to mirror]
Bad Ash I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Confrontation Between Henrietta and Ash
Henrietta Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-- ACK!
[her severed head wobbling on the floor; Ash steps on Henrietta's head]
Ash Swallow this.
[aims shotgun at her face; blasts Henrietta's head apart]
Desperate Plea for a Lost Hand
Ash Williams You bastards. You dirty bastards. Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
[Ash's hand gains a life of its own.; sobs]
Unease and Urgency in the Woods
Jake (looking out a cabin window) We gotta go out there and find her.
Ash (looks up from the missing Necronomicon pages) If she's out in those woods, you can forget about it.
[turns back to the pages, visibly shaken]
Annie What's wrong?
Ash Felt like someone just walked over my grave. What's that picture? What is that?
[points at one of the pages]
Annie In 1300 AD they called this man the... Hero from the Sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.
Ash Didn't do a very good job... Can you find it?
Annie Here it is, two passages. Recitation of this first passage will make this dark spirit manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash Why the hell would we want to do that?
Debate on Entering the Unknown
Bobby Joe It's in there...
[pointing to a room whose door opened by itself]
Ash We'll all go in together.
Jake Hell no! You're the curious one!
Victory over the adversary
Ash Williams Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
Ash's Invitation to a New Home
Ash Williams Here's your new home.
[to his freshly sawn off possessed hand; He then places a bucket and a stack of books on it to trap the hand; the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]
Discussion About the Knowby Cabin Road
Annie Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this the road to the Knowby cabin?
Jake That's right, but you ain't going there.
Annie And why not? There must be another way. There's gotta be a road or something.
[sees that the bridge is gone]
Bobby Joe Sure ain't no road. Why the hell would you want to go up there for anyway? Huh?
Annie None of your business.
Nerve-Wracking Experience Awaits You
Taglines Kiss Your Nerves Goodbye
Confrontation Over Linda's Tormented Soul
Linda Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment!
Ash You're going DOWN!
Desperation in the Face of Horror
Ash Williams For God's sake! How do you stop it?!
[being sucked into a vortex]
Betrayal and Despair in Love's Shadow
Possessed Linda Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You swore - you swore we'd always be together. I love you.
[crying as normal Linda with her head in the vice]
Ash Noooooo!
[In anguish]
Possessed Linda Yes! Your love was a lie, and now she burns in hell!
[as Deadite]
Ash's Defiant Challenge in Evil Dead II
Ash Williams That's right... who's laughing now? Who's laughing now? ARRRGHH!!!
[Ash stabs his possessed hand with a kitchen knife, pinning it to the floor.; grabs the chainsaw and revs it.; cuts the hand off at the wrist.]
Dark Forces Lurking in the Woods
Ash Williams There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.
Origins of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis
Narrator Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis ― roughly translated, "Book of the Dead". The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago, when the seas ran red with blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, the book disappeared.
[First lines]
Ash's Frustration in Evil Dead II
Ash Williams Son of a...!
[when his sawn-off hand gives him the finger]
Ash's Confidence in His Weapon
Ash Williams Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come! See if we don't.
[staggers backward, voice drops.]
Duality of Terror in Evil Dead II
Taglines 2 Terrifying. 2 Frightening. 2 Much!
The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror Continues
Taglines The Sequel to The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror.
Uncertain Feelings in a Creepy Setting
Ash So, what do you think, kid?
Linda I love it, Ash. I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own this place come home?
[about to kiss]
Ash They're not going to come back. Even if they do, we'll tell them the car broke down or something.
Linda Yeah, with your car they'd believe it.
Ash Hey...what do you say we have some champagne, eh baby?
Linda Sure.
[chuckles]
Ash After all, I'm a man, and you're a woman...at least, last time I checked.
Miscommunication in a tense moment
Bobby Joe Honey...you're holding my hand too tight.
Jake (looks at her) Baby, I ain't holdin your hand.
Planning to Confront a Witch in the Cellar
Ash Williams Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.