Frances Ha Quotes

Rachel Fuck, I sound like a gay grandma.

Frances Halladay We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore.

Frances Halladay Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it.

Frances Halladay Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!

Frances I love you Sophie, even if you love your phone that has e-mail more than you love me.

Sophie My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish in the sink for three days.

Sophie Levee It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself.

Benji Yup. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died.

Caroline Weren't you like, eight?

Benji Yeah. It was the end of Euro disco.

Frances Halladay I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet.

Frances Halladay I'm too tall to marry.

Frances Halladay It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes... but - but not because you're possessive, or it's precisely sexual... but because... that is your person in this life. And it's funny and sad, but only because this life will end, and it's this secret world that exists right there in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. That's - That's what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess.

Benji Are you still undateable?

Frances Oh yes, very undateable.

Frances Halladay I like things that look like mistakes.

Frances Do I look old to you?

Benji No. Yes. How old?

Frances Older than I am. Older than 27?

Benji No. 27 is old, though.

Andy So what do you do?

Frances Eh... It's kinda hard to explain.

Andy Because what you do is complicated?

Frances Eh... Because I don't really do it.

Benji I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray Bans. I'm doing awesome.

Lev Shapiro Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.

Frances I'm not trying to sleep with you.

Lev Shapiro No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman.

Frances I'm poor.

Benji That's offensive to actual poor people.

Sophie Levee The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich.