13 quotes
A Long Commute to Work
Appa Ali Apsa
Where are you going?
Hal Jordan
I've gotta go punch a clock with my other boss. I can see where this is going to be a long commute.
[''as he's flying off'']
Untrained Skills and Unconventional Practice
Kilowog
The poozer's not even trained.
Sinestro
Someone's been practicing. And without a manual.
Nostalgia Amidst a Flight Adventure
Hal Jordan
I'll tell you, Carol, it's quite a sight up here. All those stars, the blue water. Reminds me of that night in Cabo. Remember the restaurant?
Carol Ferris
Hal, stay on the flight.
Hal Jordan
A lot of sangria that night. Boy, could you put it away.
Carol Ferris
Hal.
Hal Jordan
I don't know how we ever made it back to the hotel...
Learning New Skills in Challenging Situations
Kilowog
What's the matter?
[''Hal's been asked to lead the oath'']
Hal Jordan
I just learned the thing this morning.
Clever Tricks Between Hal Jordan and Kilowog
Hal Jordan
Clever!
Kilowog
Hey, I got a few tricks of my own too.
Kilowog's Unfiltered Greeting
Kilowog
Excuse me, poozer.
[''steps on Sinestro's hand and crushes his ring'']
The Ring Chooses Its New Guardian
Hal Jordan
My God!
[''runs to help him'']
Abin Sur
No... it's all right... my time has come.
Hal Jordan
You speak English?
Abin Sur
No... it's the ring. It has chosen you. Take it...
[''Sur's ring floats off his hand'']
Understanding the Green Lantern Corps Responsibilities
Appa Ali Apsa
You must understand, earthling, the Green Lantern Corp is a privileged organization. Not just anyone can join. There are tremendous commitments. Each Lantern is responsible for patrolling one of 3600 sectors of the universe. But...
Hal Jordan
Sort of like one cop per precinct.
Appa Ali Apsa
Uh, yes. I suppose.
Hal Jordan
My uncle was a cop.
Appa Ali Apsa
Yes, fine...
Hal Jordan
Thirty years on the Coast City police force. He used to let me turn on the siren. Nice guy.
Appa Ali Apsa
But more than that, the Green Lantern ring is a complex tool. It takes someone with fierce concentration.
Hal Jordan
I think I pretty much got the hang of it.
Ranakar
He's got the hang of it.
[''incredulous'']
Appa Ali Apsa
Ranakar.
Ranakar
Why are we even entertaining this? He's a human.
Ganthet
Yes, hard to get past that.
Appa Ali Apsa
I'm afraid the human race of Earth does not have the most stellar reputation.
Ranakar
The fact is humans are crude, base, fearful and untrustworthy.
Guardian
And then there's the smell.
Becoming a Green Lantern: A New Duty
Abin Sur
You are now a... Green Lantern... One of the protectors of the universe... The Guardians... will send for you... Use... the ring... wisely.
[''last words'']
Understanding the Energy-Rod's Potential
Hal Jordan
What did the Guardian mean when he said the Energy-Rod might have been helpful?
Boodikka
Kanjar Ro controlled it through his thoughts. Though it might contain some psionic information.
Hal Jordan
Like where he put the yellow element?
Kilowog
Ranakar doesn't know his butt from his poozer.
The Necessity of Fear in Chaos
Sinestro
Let me tell you, friend. The only way to operate out here is by fear. They hit, I hit harder. They attack, I annihilate. I am the one constant, unassailable force against their chaos and you made them forget that. You think I enjoy this? Look at the universe the Guardians have created. We have the greatest power in the cosmos and what have they made us? Garbage collectors! We pick up the trash. A thief here, a killer there. Scum, dirt, filth! There's no end to it, but there could be. It's my dream that one day all of this rot will be wiped away. A new order will prevail, one that will end the chaos but it won't be built by the faint of heart. You got soft on me back there, Earth boy, and that I will not tolerate.
[''to Hal''; ''blasting away at garbage with Power Ring'']
Debate on Judging Species' Worthiness
Ganthet
You can't condemn an entire species.
Ranakar
You said it yourself, Ganthet. It's a wonder they've lasted this long. Maybe you'd like me to list their atrocities. Maybe our human can help us. Maybe he has a few of his own.
Hal Jordan
Listen, buddy, I didn't ask for this ring. You want it back, because I've had just enough of this crap.
Ranakar
Well, it appears we can add impertinence to their many qualities.
Confrontation of Power and Control
Hal Jordan
So what now?
Sinestro
Now, I own your ass.