Hitch

"The cure for the common man."

PG-13 2005 · 1h 58m · Drama, Comedy, Romance
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Dating coach Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens mentors a bumbling client, Albert, who hopes to win the heart of the glamorous Allegra Cole. While Albert makes progress, Hitch faces his own romantic setbacks when proven techniques fail to work on Sara Melas, a tabloid reporter digging for dirt on Allegra Cole's love life. When Sara discovers Hitch's connection to Albert – now Allegra's boyfriend – it threatens to destroy both relationships.

Theatrical
Feb 11, 2005
Box Office
$371.6M
Budget
$70.0M
Return
5.3x
DVD / Blu-ray
Jun 14, 2005
Theaters
1
Director
Andy Tennant
Writer
Kevin Bisch
Producers
James Lassiter, Will Smith, Michael Tadross
Music
George Fenton
Studio
Columbia Pictures, Overbrook Entertainment
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Misunderstandings in a Speed Dating Encounter
Sara Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy, Vance?
Hitch ...Wow, I don't believe this... That's your source?
Sara You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch Then you weren't listening.
Sara I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch ... Into getting out of their own way so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance.
Speed Dating Host Ok...
Hitch No, no, I want -— I want everybody to take a look at this right now! Because this — this right here — this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
[gestures at speed-dating scene]
Confrontation Over Understanding the Truth
Sara My job is to try to find the truth!
Hitch The truth?! You wouldn't know the truth if it kicked you in the head!
The Fear Behind Emotional Guardedness
Max Louise made an interesting observation on the way home the other night; She said, "People who are guarded are afraid that you can see right through them. That's why they hide behind layers of secrecy or humor.
The Importance of First Impressions in Romance
Hitch So, tell me about her.
Vance Have you ever met someone, and you knew right away she was gonna be important to you? Not just because of her looks, but that X factor?
Hitch How'd you meet her?
Vance Actually, I was in a shop buying pajamas for my mom-
Hitch And by that, of course, you mean you were buying lingerie for another woman.
Vance Yes. You can't help where you meet somebody. And the lingerie is for a woman I'm no longer seeing... But anyway, the girl I met, the one I was talking about... She's so sweet, funny, Southern. She gives me her number... Now she won't return my phone calls. I don't know what it is about her. I just can't get her out of my mind. You know? Food has lost its taste. Colors, they seem dull. Things that used to matter... I don't know, they just no longer do. I think things aren't gonna snap back unless I... Unless I bang her.
Hitch ...Excuse me?
Vance You know, bang her. Clear my head. Get in, get off, get out.

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