Slacker Quotes

Based on Authoritative Sources Why in the hell is he throwing it in? It's a perfectly good typewriter.

Guy Who Tosses Typewriter Because! The typewriter isn't the point. The point is it symbolizes the bitch that just fucked him over. It symbolizes the bitch that fucked me over six months ago. And it symbolizes the bitch that's GONNA fuck you over!

Has Faith in Groups You know, that's what I hate: when you start talking like this, like you just pull in these things from the shit you read, and you haven't thought it out for yourself, no bearing on the world around us, and totally unoriginal.

Based on Authoritative Sources Okay, great. Personal attacks now, is that it? I thought we were beyond that.

Has Faith in Groups It's like you just pasted together these bits and pieces from your "authoritative sources." I don't know. I'm beginning to suspect there's nothing really in there.

Based on Authoritative Sources Suspect? You're beginning to suspect? Oh, that's rich, that's really rich. So what? At least what is there, is based on good sources.

Working on Same Painting Sorry, I'm late.

Having a Breakthrough Day That's okay, time doesn't exist.

Video Backpacker To me, my thing is, a video image is much more powerful and useful than an actual event. Like back when I used to go out, when I was last out, I was walking down the street and this guy, that came barreling out of a bar, fell right in front of me, and he had a knife right in his back, landed right on the ground and... Well, I have no reference to it now. I can't put it on pause. I can't put it on slow mo and see all the little details. And the blood, it was all wrong. It didn't look like blood. The hue was off. I couldn't adjust the hue. I was seeing it for real, but it just wasn't right. And I didn't even see the knife impact on the body. I missed that part.

Having a Breakthrough Day I've had a total re-calibration of my mind, you know. I mean, it's like, I've been banging my head against this 19th century type, um, what? Thought mode? Construct? Human construct? Well, the wall doesn't exist. It's not there, you know. I mean, they tell you, look for the light at the end of the tunnel. Well, there is no tunnel. There's just no structure. The underlying order is chaos.

Dairy Queen Photographer So, what? Do you fancy yourself as some sort of artist or what?

Anti-Artist No, I'm an anti-artist.

Dairy Queen Photographer Oooooh, one of those neo-poseur types that hangs out in coffee shops, and... doesn't do much of anything. Yeah.

Hitchhiker Every single commodity you produce is a piece of your own death!

Hitchhiker I may live badly, but at least I don't have to work to do it.

Traumatized Yacht Owner Quit... quit... you should quit... YOU should quit... you should... you should... You should- You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know... I'm a medical doctor... I own a mansion and a yacht... You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know... I'm a medical doctor...

Old Man Recording Thoughts When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general. The tragedy of life is that man is never free yet strives for what he can never be. The thing most feared in secret always happens. My life, my loves, where are they now? But the more the pain grows, the more this instinct for life somehow asserts itself. The necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. Only later will it clarify itself and become coherent.

Dostoyevsky Wannabe Who's ever written a great work about the immense effort required in order not to create?

Old Anarchist And remember: the passion for destruction is also a creative passion.

Disgruntled Grad Student Every action is a positive action, even if it has a negative result.

Anti-Artist Uh, I don't do much really, I just read, and work here, and, uh, sleep and eat, and, uh, watch movies.

T-Shirt Terrorist Remember, terrorism is the surgical strike capability of the oppressed. Keep on keepin on!

Video Interviewer So, did you vote in the most recent election?

Hitchhiker Hell, no... I've got less important things to do.