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Small Time Crooks

"They took a bite out of crime."

PG 2000 · 1h 34m · Comedy, Crime
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A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Theatrical
May 19, 2000
Box Office
$29.9M
Budget
$25.0M
Return
1.2x
DVD / Blu-ray
Dec 19, 2000
Director
Woody Allen
Producers
Jean Doumanian, J.E. Beaucaire, Helen Robin
Studio
Sweetland Films, Jean Doumanian Productions
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Humor that Delivers Big Laughter
Taglines Explodes with big-time laughter.
A Comedic Take on Crime Prevention
Taglines They took a bite out of crime.
Memories and Morality in Crime
Frenchy Hey, It was you who taught me how to open a safe.
Ray That was one of my fondest memories of our time together... What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? Frenchy, that's stealing.
Frenchy Not exactly. Look, it's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it, and I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami.
Ray Sweetheart, you are the greatest.
Frenchy Yeah.
Facing the Reality of Bankruptcy
Frenchy's Lawyer You've lost it all, Frenchy. Or should I say, you've been swindled out of it all.
Frenchy You mean I got...?
Frenchy's Lawyer Nothing, Mrs. Winkler. You have nothing. No... no house, no bank account, just a couple of large, outstanding loans which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy.
Frenchy Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the B-words yet!

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