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Uncertainty and Dislike Among Characters
Princess Rapunzel
Who's that?
Flynn Rider
They don't like me.
[The guards appear]
Princess Rapunzel
Who's that?!
Flynn Rider
They don't like me either.
Princess Rapunzel
WHO IS THAT?!?!
Flynn Rider
Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!
Expressions of Love in Tangled
Mother Gothel
I love you very much, dear.
Princess Rapunzel
I love you more.
Mother Gothel
I love you most.
Trust Issues Amidst a Desperate Situation
Flynn Rider
Uh, alright, okay, give me a boost, and I'll pull you up.
Stabbington Brother 1
Give us the satchel first.
[holds his hand out]
Flynn Rider
What?! I just. I can't believe that after all we've been through together, you don't trust me? Ouch.
[stunned; the Stabbington Brothers stare at him blankly as the crickets chirping; hands the first Stabbington Brother the satchel]
Stabbington Brother 1
Now, help us up, pretty boy.
[extends his arm]
Flynn Rider
Sorry. My hands are full.
[reveals the satchel; Takes off]
Stabbington Brother 1
What?! RIDEEEEEERR!!!!!
[sees that he no longer has the satchel and starts screaming in rage]
Captain
Retrieve that satchel with any force!
Guards
Yes, sir!
Dreams and Gratitude in Tangled
Hook Hand Thug
Go live your dream.
[to Rapunzel]
Flynn
I will.
Hook Hand Thug
Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.
Princess Rapunzel
Thanks for everything.
[to Hook Hand Thug; kisses him on the cheek, causing him to smile, before she and Flynn escape]
A Mutual Dream Between Rapunzel and Eugene
Eugene
Rapunzel!
[weakly]
Princess Rapunzel
What?
Eugene
You were my new dream.
[weakly; his last words]
Princess Rapunzel
And you were mine. Heal what has being hurt...
[chuckles tearfully; sings tearfully]
Following Instructions in a Dialogue Exchange
Hook Hand Thug
Head down?
Eugene
Head down.
Hook Hand Thug
Arms in?
Eugene
Arms in.
Hook Hand Thug
Knees apart?
Eugene
Knees apart-- (Wait.) Knees apart?! Why do I need to keep my knees apa…? Max. You brought them here? Thank you. No, really. Thank you. Uh... I feel maybe this whole time we've just been misunderstanding one another and we're really just... Yeah, you're right. We should go.
[flabbergasted; Vladimir jumps from the balcony; Vladimir lands on the beam where Eugene is standing on a wheel-barrel sending him flying, and lands safely on Maximus' back; Max neighs; Max stares at him]
Confrontation Over Rapunzel's True Identity
Eugene
How did you know about her?! Tell me, (right) now!
Stabbington
It wasn't us. It was the old lady. (She kidnapped the girl for her magic hair.)
[horrified]
Eugene
Old lady?! (Wait! Did you say "Old Lady"? Oops!) No, wait! ]
[realized; the guards come and drags him aways; [The Lion King 1½|(You know what,) you don't understand. She's in trouble!? WAIT!]
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel? Rapunzel, what's going on up there?! Are you alright?
[comes upstairs; Pauses out; Rapunzel is shown panting; she emerges from her room in shock.]
Princess Rapunzel
I'm the lost princess.
[to herself; softly]
Mother Gothel
Oh, please speak up, Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling.
[annoyed]
Princess Rapunzel
I am the lost princess. Aren't I? Did I mumble, Mother? Or should I even call you that?
[loudly; Mother Gothel looks shocked, as though she never expected her to ever figure this out]
Mother Gothel
Oh, Rapunzel, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?
[pauses, then regains composure]
Princess Rapunzel
It was you! It was all you!
[pushes her away, angriestily and frightened]
Mother Gothel
Everything I did was to protect you. Rapunzel...
[coldly; Rapunzel shoves past her]
Princess Rapunzel
I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my powers.
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel!
Princess Rapunzel
When I should have been hiding from you!
Mother Gothel
Where will you go? He won't be there for you.
[the image dissolves to a vision of Flynn being attacked by the guards in slow-motion; voiceover]
Princess Rapunzel
What did you do to him?!
[voiceover]
Mother Gothel
That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes.
[voiceover; The image dissolves back to the tower]
Princess Rapunzel
No!
[gasps]
Mother Gothel
Now, now. It's alright. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.
[tries to pat Rapunzel's head]
Princess Rapunzel
NO!!! You were wrong about the world! And you were wrong about me! AND I WILL NEVER!!!!! LET YOU USE HAIR, AGAIN!?
[grabs her wrist; Mother Gothel breaks free of Rapunzel's grip, only to cause a nearby mirror to fall and smashes the mirror. Rapunzel then turns to leave]
Mother Gothel
You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy.
[advances toward Rapunzel threateningly]
Captain
What's this? Open up!
Shorty
What's a password?
Captain
What?
Shorty
Nope!
Captain
OPEN THIS DOOR!
Shorty
Not even close.
Captain
You have three seconds. One... two... three...? Huh?
[behind him, a hook pulls one guard upward; a hand pulls the other guard into a room; turns and notices that the guards are gone.; Attila the thug creeps up behind the captain and hits him with a frying pan]
Eugene
Frying pans! Who knew, right?
Overcoming Fear and Embracing Vulnerability
Princess Rapunzel
I have something for you too. I should have given it to you before, but I was just scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean?
[in the boat, seeing Eugene with two lanterns; holding up Eugene's satchel]
Eugene
I'm starting to.
[gently pushing the satchel aside]
Tangled: A Moment of Chaos and Control
Eugene
Ahh!!! Stop! No! Let me go!
Princess Rapunzel
Give it to me right away!
Princess Rapunzel
Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Easy, boy, easy! Settle down! Whoa, whoa! Easy, boy. Easy. Easy.
[Maximus is NOT settling down]
Princess Rapunzel
That's it!
Princess Rapunzel
Now sit. Sit.
[Maximus hesitates; Maximus sits]
Flynn Rider
What?!
Princess Rapunzel
Now drop the boot.
Princess Rapunzel
Drop it.
Princess Rapunzel
Awwww! You are such a good boy! Yes, you are! You all tired out from chasing the bad man (Flynn) all over the place?
Flynn Rider
Excuse me?
Princess Rapunzel
Nobody appreciates you, do they? Do they?
[Maximus agrees]
Flynn Rider
Oh, come on. He's a bad horse!
Princess Rapunzel
Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart!
Princess Rapunzel
Isn't that right... Maximus?
Flynn Rider
You've got to be kidding me.
A Conversation About Hair and Blood
Thug
That's a lot of hair.
Flynn Rider
She's growing it out. Is that blood on your moustache? Goldie, look at this. Look at all the blood on his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood!
[to Rapunzel]
Dreams of Wealth and Luxury
Flynn Rider
Wow! I could get used to a view like this.
Stabbington Brother 1
Rider! Come on!
Flynn Rider
Hold on. Yup. I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle.
Stabbington Brother 1
We do this job. You can buy your own castle.
Flynn Rider
Got ya!
Guards
A-a-atchoo!
Flynn Rider
Oh, hay fever?
Guards
Yeah!
Guards
Huh?
Guards
What-wuh-wait! Hey, wait!
Flynn Rider
Can't you picture me in a castle of my own? Because I certainly can. All of the things we've seen and it's only eight in the morning! Gentleman, this is a very big day!
A Journey Begins with Uncertainty
Captain
Let's get this over with, Rider.
Eugene
Where are we going? Oh.
[the Captain gives him a "You know" look; realizing, gingerly places his hand around his neck]
Miscommunication and Regret in Tangled
Flynn
It's no use! I can't see anything! Hey! There's no point! It's ] down there.
[coming up for air; Rapunzel takes a deep breath and dives underwater. Flynn dives after her and pulls her back to the surface; [Rise of the Guardians|pitch black]
Rapunzel
This is all my fault. She was right, I never should have done this. I'm so...I'm so sorry, Flynn.
[regretfully; sniffs; sobs]
Flynn
Eugene.
[sighs]
Princess Rapunzel
What?
[confused]
Eugene
My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. Someone might as well know.
[sheepishly]
Princess Rapunzel
I have magic hair that glows when I sing.
[smiling a little]
Eugene
What?
Princess Rapunzel
I have...? magic hair that glows when I sing! Flower, gleam and glow Let your power shine
[realization; briefly singing]
Princess Rapunzel
We made it.
[relieved]
Eugene
Her hair glows...
[to himself]
Princess Rapunzel
We're alive. We're alive!
Eugene
I didn't see that coming! Her hair actually glows!
[still to himself]
Princess Rapunzel
Eugene...
Eugene
Why does her hair glow!?
[to Pascal]
Princess Rapunzel
EUGENE!!
Eugene
WHAT?!
[hysterically]
Princess Rapunzel
It doesn't just glow.
Eugene
Why is he smiling at me?
[looks at Pascal grinning at him]
Struggle for Freedom and Love
Eugene
Rapunzel, I thought I'd never see you again!
[gasps; sees Rapunzel bound and gagged with chains, and Mother Gothel stabs him from behind]
Mother Gothel
Now look what you've done, Rapunzel. Oh, don't worry, dear. Our secret will died with him (your boyfriend). And as for us? Huh! We are going where no 1 will ever find you, (and seeing boyfriend) again!?! Rapunzel, really! ENOUGH ALREADY! STOP FIGHTING ME!!
[Pascal shocked and angry and hurries; Gothel furiously drags Rapunzel to the secret exits as Pascal hurries to the bites Gothel's skirt, but she resists as Pascal tries to stopped the Gothel from dragging Rapunzel away and Pascal angry and bites Gothel's skirt, but she kicks him across the floor; '''Eugene''': (groans) Rapunzel, no!]
Princess Rapunzel
NO!!! I WON'T STOP!!! For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you! But, if you let me save him... I will go with you.
[removes the handkerchief from her mouth and becomes enraged; calms down]
Eugene
No. No, Rapunzel.
[groans]
Princess Rapunzel
I'll never run; I'll never try to escape. Just let me heal him. And you and I will be together. Forever, just like you want! Everything will be the way it was. I promise. Just like you want. Just let...me...heal him!
[Pauses out]
Mother Gothel
In case you get any ideas about following us.
[chaining Eugene's wrist; leaves]
Princess Rapunzel
Eugene! Oh, I'm so sorry. Everything is going to okay, though.
[runs up to Eugene; checking his injury]
Eugene
No, Rapunzel!
Princess Rapunzel
I promise, you have to trust me.
Eugene
No...I can't let you do this.
Princess Rapunzel
But I can't let you die.
Eugene
But if you do this...
Princess Rapunzel
Shhh.
Eugene
Then you...will die.
Princess Rapunzel
Hey. It's gonna be all right.
[Eugene smiles weakly. Rapunzel is about to sing the healing incantation]
Eugene
Rapunzel. Wait.
[She leans over, as she thought she was about to kiss him, Eugene uses a shard of the broken mirror to cut Rapunzel's hair off completely]
Mother Gothel
NO!!! Oh, no! No! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NO! NO! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! Aargh! ]
[latest words; shocked; the hair turns brown and trails down to the tip; as Gothel tries to scoop up the remainder of gold hair desperately, she begins to age into her true elderly form when holding the brown hair in her hand; Looks on the broken mirror and sees her grotesque reflection, blinding herself by pulling her hood over her head; Pascal uses the long brown hair to trip Gothel out of the window; falls out of the tower to her death; [Ice Age (2002 film)|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!; She turns to dusts before her cloaks hits the ground]
Curiosity and Boundaries in Conversation
Princess Rapunzel
So, Flynn. Where are you from?
Flynn
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, Blondie. I don't do back-story; however, I am becoming very interested in yours. I know I'm not supposed to ask about the hair.
Princess Rapunzel
Nope.
Flynn
Or the mother.
Princess Rapunzel
Uh-uh.
Flynn
Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
Princess Rapunzel
Chameleon.
Flynn
Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you wanted to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?
Princess Rapunzel
Well... Uh, Flynn? Flynn?!
[Chuckles nervously; the tunnel begins to shake; they look back to find the guards and Maximus running after them]
Captain
RIDER!!!!!
Flynn
Run! RUN!!!!
Adventure Awaits in a Holiday Motion Picture
Taglines
A holiday motion picture event that takes adventure to new lengths.
Concerns Over Appearance Amidst Chaos
Flynn Rider
Uh, uh… Agh! Oh no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… They just can't get my nose right!
[shows the Stabbington brothers his poster]
Stabbington Brother 1
Who cares?
Flynn Rider
Well it's easy for you to say! You guys look amazing.
[looks at the Stabbingtons' wanted poster]
Navigating Adventure and Rebellion in Growing Up
Princess Rapunzel
I can't believe I did this! I can't believe I did this. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS! Mother would be so furious. Well, that's okay. I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right? Oh, my gosh! This would kill her. THIS IS SOOO… FUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!! I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. I AM NEVER GOING BAAACCCKKK!!! Woo-hoo! I am a despicable human being. WAHHOOOOO!!!!!! Best day, ever!
[excited after finally leaving the tower; fearfully; squealing with joy; giggles, then puts her hands on her throat; later, looking at a flower, optimistic; later, in a cave rocking back and forth, fearful with her heart beating in her chest; later, running through a pile of leaves and making them rain down on the irritated Flynn. Joyous; later, standing in a tree with her head against the trunk and her arms hanging limp, depressed; later, doing cartwheels and rolling down a hill, ecstatic; later, laying next to Flynn in a patch of flowers with her face in the ground, ashamed; later, using her hair as a vine and swinging around a tree with an annoyed Flynn standing there staring into space, joyous; Later. Flynn walks up to Rapunzel, who is currently broken down in tears]
Flynn Rider
You know, I can't help but notice, you seem a little at war with yourself here.
[clears throat]
Princess Rapunzel
What?
[stops crying]
Flynn Rider
Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces, of course; overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. I mean, this is serious stuff! But let me ease your conscience. This is just a part of growing up. A little adventure, a little rebellion...that's good. Healthy, even.
Princess Rapunzel
You think?
[chuckles]
Flynn Ryder
I know! Your way overthinking this, trust me. Does your mother deserve it? No. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course, but you just got to do it.
Princess Rapunzel
Break her heart?
Flynn Rider
In half.
[picks out a grape]
Princess Rapunzel
Crush her soul?
Flynn Rider
Like a grape.
[squishes a grape in his fingers]
Princess Rapunzel
She would be heartbroken, you're right!
Flynn Rider
I am, aren't I. Oh, bother. Alright, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal.
Princess Rapunzel
What?
[catches on to what he's trying to do]
Flynn Rider
That's right! But don't thank me. Let's just turn around and get you home. Here's your pan, here's your frog. I get back my satchel. You get back a mother/daughter relationship based on mutual trust and voila! We part ways as unlikely friends.
Princess Rapunzel
No! I am seeing those lanterns.
Flynn Rider
Oh, come on! What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back?!
Princess Rapunzel
I will use this.
[holds frying pan to his face]
Trust and Unexpected Encounters in Tangled
Princess Rapunzel
Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: Fate. Destiny.
Flynn Rider
A horse!
[flat]
Princess Rapunzel
So, I have decided to trust you.
Flynn Rider
A horrible decision, really.
[flat]
Princess Rapunzel
But trust me when I tell you this. You can tear this tower apart brick by brick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel.
[pulls Flynn close to her face with a glare]
Flynn Rider
Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns. Bring you back home. And you'll give me back my satchel?
[clears throat]
Princess Rapunzel
I promise. And when I promise, something I never, ever, break that promise. Ever!
[Flynn looks at her suspiciously; Flynn raises an eyebrow]
Flynn Rider
Alright, listen. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smoulder. This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn't normally happen. Fine! I'll take you to see the lanterns.
[puts on a pouty face, hoping to charm Rapunzel. Her stare just hardens; gives in]
Princess Rapunzel
Really? Oops.
[jumps in excitement, letting go of the chair Flynn is sitting on. Flynn falls on his face]
Flynn Rider
You broke my smoulder.
[weakly]
Confrontation Over Hair and Intentions
Flynn Rider
Is this, hair?
[to himself]
Princess Rapunzel
Struggling, struggling is pointless!
[hiding in the dark]
Flynn
Huh?!
Princess Rapunzel
I know why you're here and I'm not afraid of you.
Flynn Rider
What?
Princess Rapunzel
Who are you, and how did you find me?
[steps into the light]
Flynn Rider
Aha!
Princess Rapunzel
Who are you? And how did you find me?
[firmly]
Flynn Rider
I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say? Hi. How are you doing? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day going? Huh?
[clears throat; changes his demeanor]
Princess Rapunzel
Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?
[scoffs]
Flynn Rider
Alright, Blondie.
Princess Rapunzel
Rapunzel!
Flynn Rider
Gesundheit. Here's the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower, and fee… Ho, oh no, where is my satchel?!
Princess Rapunzel
I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.
[proudly]
Flynn Rider
It's in that pot, isn't it?
[looks around]
Flynn Rider
Ah! Would you stop that?!
[wakes up again and notices that Pascal's giving him another wet willy; Pascal jumps off him]
Princess Rapunzel
Now it's hidden where you'll never find it! So, what do you want with my hair? Cut it?
Flynn Rider
What?
Princess Rapunzel
Sell it?
Flynn Rider
No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair, is to get out of it! Literally!
Princess Rapunzel
You! Wait, you don't want my hair?
Flynn Rider
Why on Earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased. I saw a tower. I climbed it. End of story.
Princess Rapunzel
You're telling the truth?
Flynn Rider
Yes!
A Surprise Between Mother and Daughter
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel! Let down your hair!
Princess Rapunzel
One moment, Mother!
Mother Gothel
I have a big surprise!
Princess Rapunzel
Uh... I do, too!
Gothel
Ooh, I'll bet my surprise is bigger!
Princess Rapunzel
I seriously doubt it!
[to herself]
Magical Hair and Unexpected Revelations
Eugene
So you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap my hand in your magical hair. Ah.
Princess Rapunzel
Sorry! Just don't, don't freak out. Flower, gleam and glow,/ Let your powers shine,/ Make the clock reverse,/ Bring back what once was mine./ Heal what has been hurt,/ Change the fates design,/ Save what has been lost,/ Bring back what once was mine./ What once was mine!
[singing]
Princess Rapunzel
BUT PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT!!
Eugene
I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out? No, I'm just very, very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. How long has it been doing that exactly?
[wheezy]
Princess Rapunzel
Uh...forever, I guess? Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. But once it's cut it turns brown and loses its power. A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me... That's why I never left and...
[shows Eugene her only brown lock inside her blonde hair; sighs]
Eugene
You never left that tower. And you're still gonna go back?
[Rapunzel stares back at Eugene, a sad look on her face]
Princess Rapunzel
No! Yes. It's complicated. So, "Eugene Fitzherbert", huh?
[covers her face; Pascal gently holds her foot. She notices Eugene watching her and calms down]
Eugene
Ahh.. yeah, well. I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert. It's a little bit of a... it's a little bit of a downer. There was this book. A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids. The Tales of Flynnigan Rider! Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies either. Not that he'd ever brag, of course.
[Rapunzel scoots closer to him, eager to listen]
Princess Rapunzel
Hmm. Was he a thief, too?
Eugene
Uh...well, no. Actually, he had enough money to do anything he wanted to do; he could go anywhere that he wanted to go. And-And for a kid, with nothing, I don't know. It just seemed like the better option. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation.
Princess Rapunzel
Ah, we wouldn't want that.
Eugene
Well, a fake reputation is all a man has. Well, I should, um...I--I should-I should get some more firewood.
[Rapunzel laughs, then they gaze into each other's eyes]
Princess Rapunzel
Hey. For the record, I like "Eugene Fitzherbert" much better than "Flynn Rider".
[Eugene looks back]
Eugene
Well, then you'd be the first. But thank you.
Mother Gothel
Well... I thought he'd never leave!
[Rapunzel's eyes widen]
Princess Rapunzel
Mother?
[shocked]
Mother Gothel
Hello, dear.
Princess Rapunzel
But I-I-I-I-I don't, uh...How did you find me?
[walks up to her]
Gothel
Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
[hugging Rapunzel]
Princess Rapunzel
Mother...
[sighs]
Mother Gothel
We're going home, Rapunzel. Now.
[interrupting]
Princess Rapunzel
Y-You don't understand. I've been on this incredible journey, and I've seen and learned so much...I even met someone!
Mother Gothel
Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud. Come on, Rapunzel.
Teasing Conversations Between Mother and Daughter
Princess Rapunzel
Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
[after pulling Mother Gothel up the tower; out of breath]
Mother Gothel
Oh, Rapunzel. How you manage to do that every single day without fail? It looks absolutely exhausting, darling.
Princess Rapunzel
Oh, it's nothing.
Mother Gothel
Then I don't know why it takes so long! Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.
[in a sing-song voice]
A Proposal and a Happy Ending
Eugene
But I know what the big question is, ha-ha! Did Rapunzel and I ever get married? Well, I am pleased to tell you. That after years, and years of asking, and asking, and asking. I finally said "Yes!
[narrating]
Princess Rapunzel
Eugene!
[correcting him; in sing-song voice]
Eugene
Alright, I asked her.
[narrating]
Princess Rapunzel
And so, we're all living happily ever after.
[also narrating]
Eugene
Yes, we are.
[narrating]
Facing Fears and Dreams of Freedom
Eugene
Are you okay?
[noticing the look on Rapunzel's face]
Princess Rapunzel
I'm terrified.
[meekly whispers]
Eugene
Why?
[softly]
Princess Rapunzel
I've been looking out a window for 18 years, dreaming about what it might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything that I dreamed it would be?
Eugene
It will be.
[reassuringly]
Princess Rapunzel
And what if it is? What do I do then?
Eugene
Well, that's the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream.
Conflict and Reflection Between Rapunzel and Gothel
Mother Gothel
Oh, Rapunzel, you know I hate leaving you after a fight. Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
Princess Rapunzel
Okay, I've been thinking a lot about what you said, earlier.
Mother Gothel
I hope you're not still talking about the stars.
Princess Rapunzel
Floating lights, and, yes, I'm leading up to that.
Mother Gothel
Because I really thought we dropped the issue, sweetheart.
Princess Rapunzel
No, mother, I'm just saying, you think I'm not strong enough to handle myself out there.
Mother Gothel
Oh, darling, I know you're not strong enough to handle yourself out there.
Princess Rapunzel
But if you would just-
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel, we're done talking about this.
[interrupting]
Princess Rapunzel
But trust me... I know what I'm-
Mother Gothel
Rapunzel. Rapunzel!
[loses her patience]
Princess Rapunzel
Oh, come on!
[touches the closet knob]
Mother Gothel
Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! You are not leaving this tower! EVER!! Oh, great. Now I'm the bad guy.
[angrily; a shocked Rapunzel removes her hand from the closet knob. Gothel sits in the chair]
Dreams and Aspirations of Unlikely Characters
Princess Rapunzel
Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity. Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
[after releasing a branch that hits Hook Hand Thug on the head; everyone stops and stares at her in disbelief]
Hook Hand Thug
I had a dream once. I'm malicious, mean and scary,/ My sneer could curdle dairy,/ And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest./ But despite my evil look,/ And my temper, and my hook, /I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!/ Can'tcha see me on the stage performin Mozart?/ Tickling the ivories til they gleam?/ Yes, I'd rather be called deadly,/ For my killer show-tune medley. Thank you./ Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream.
[wistfully; throws his axe at the wall, causing the accordion player to play the song; singing]
Thugs
He's got a dream! He's got a dream!
[singing]
Hook Hand Thug
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!/ Though I do like breaking femurs,/ You can count me with the dreamers,/ Like everybody else, I've got a dream!/
[singing]
Big Nose Thug
I've got scars and lumps and bruises,/ Plus something here that oozes,/ And let's not even mention my complexion!/ But despite my extra toes,/ And my goiter, and my nose, /I really want to make a love connection!/ Can't you see me with a special little lady,/ Rowin in a rowboat down the stream?/ Though I'm one disgusting blighter,/ I'm a lover, not a fighter,/ Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream!/ I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
He's got a dream!
[singing]
Big Nose Thug
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
He's got a dream!
[singing]
Big Nose Thug
And I know one day romance will reign supreme!/ Though my face leaves people screaming,/ There's a child behind it, dreaming,/ Like everybody else, I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
Tor would like to quit and be a florist./ Gunther does interior design./ Ulf is into mime. Attila's cupcakes are sublime./ Bruiser knits, Killer sews,/ Fang does little puppet shows!
[singing]
Hook Hand Thug
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! What about you?
[singing; spoken; to Flynn]
Flynn Rider
I'm sorry, me?
[spoken]
Big Nose Thug
What's your dream?
[spoken as Hook Hand Thug puts Flynn down]
Flynn Rider
No, no, no. Sorry, boys, I don't sing. I have dreams, like you - no, really!/ Just much less touchy-feely,/ They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny./ On an island that I own,/ Tanned and rested and alone,/ Surrounded by enormous piles of money!
[spoken; the thugs point their weapons at Flynn; singing]
Princess Rapunzel
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
She's got a dream!
[singing]
Princess Rapunzel
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
She's got a dream!
[singing]
Princess Rapunzel
I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!
[singing]
Thugs
Yeah!
Princess Rapunzel
And with every passing hour,/ I'm so glad I left my tower,/ Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
She's got a dream!/ He's got a dream!/ They've got a dream!/ We've got a dream!/ So our differences ain't really that extreme!/ We're, one, big, te-e-e-eam...!/ Call us brutal, Sick!
[singing]
Hook Hand Thug
Sadistic!
[singing]
Big Nose Thug
And grotesquely optimistic!
[singing]
Thugs
But way down deep inside, We've got a dream!
[singing]
Hook Hand Thug
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Big Nose Thug
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Thugs
I've got a dream!/ I've got a dream!/I've got a dream!
[singing]
Princess Rapunzel
I've got a dream!
[singing]
Princess Rapunzel and Thugs
Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeah!
[singing]
Man
I FOUND THE GUARDS!