About
Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. The happy-go-lucky guy sees his world being torn apart when his friends begin to betray him one-by-one.
Theatrical
Jun 27, 2003
Box Office
$1.8M
Budget
$6.0M
Return
0.3x
Theaters
14
Director
Tommy Wiseau
Producers
Greg Sestero, Tommy Wiseau, Drew Caffrey
Music
Mladen Milicevic
Studio
Chloe Productions, TPW Films, Wiseau-Films
Quotes
See all →Consequences of Unfulfilled Relationships
Mark
If you kept your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
Sibling Conflict Over Inheritance Rights
Claudette
Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
Lisa
He's your brother.
Claudette
He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa
You're not dying, mom.
Claudette
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa
Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.
Expectations and Uncertainty in Planning
Denny
So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny
Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.
Confidential Client Discussion at the Bank
Mark
How was work today?
Johnny
Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark
What client?
Johnny
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark
Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?