The Third Man Quotes

Martins Have you ever seen any of your victims?

Harry You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.

Martins Lot of good your money'll do you in jail.

Harry That jail's in another zone. There's no proof against me...besides you.

Martins I should be pretty easy to get rid of.

Harry Pretty easy.

Martins I wouldn't be too sure.

Harry I carry a gun. You don't think they'd look for a bullet wound after you hit that ground.

Harry Oh Holly, what fools we are, talking to each other this way. As though I would do anything to you, or you to me. You're just mixed up about things in general. Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

Martins You used to believe in ].

Harry Oh, I still do believe in God, old man. I believe in God and Mercy and all that. But the dead are happier dead. They don't miss much here, poor devils. What do you believe in? Oh, if you ever get Anna out of this mess, be kind to her. You'll find she's worth it. I wish I had asked you to bring me some of those tablets from home. Holly, I would like to cut you in, old man. There’s nobody left in Vienna I can really trust, and we have always done everything together. When you make up your mind, send me a message. I’ll meet you any place, any time. And when we do meet, old man, it is you I want to see, not the police. Remember that, won’t you? And don’t be so gloomy. After all, it’s not that awful. You know what the fellow said – in ], for thirty years under the ], they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced ], ] and the ]. In ], they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The ].

Martins I suppose it wouldn't interest you to know that Harry Lime was murdered? You're too busy. You haven't even bothered to get the complete evidence...And there was a third man there. I suppose that doesn't sound peculiar to you.

Calloway I'm not interested in whether a racketeer like Lime was killed by his friends or by an accident. The only important thing is that he's dead. Go home Martins, like a sensible chap. You don't know what you're mixing in, get the next plane.

Martins As soon as I get to the bottom of this, I'll get the next plane.

Calloway Death's at the bottom of everything, Martins. Leave death to the professionals.

Martins Mind if I use that line in my next Western?

Taglines HUNTED...By a thousand men! Haunted...By a lovely girl!

Martins I guess nobody knew Harry like he did, like I did.

Calloway How long ago?

Martins Back in school. I was never so lonesome in my life till he showed up.

Calloway When did you see him last?

Martins September, 39.

Calloway When the business started?

Martins Mmm, hmm.

Calloway See much of him before that?

Martins Once in a while. Best friend I ever had.

Calloway That sounds like a cheap novelette.

Martins I write cheap novelettes.

Martins You were in love with him, weren't you?

Anna I don't know. How can you know a thing like that afterwards? I don't know anything more except I want to be dead too.

Anna It's always bad around this time. He used to look in around six. I've been frightened. I've been alone, without friends and money. But I've never known anything like this. Please talk. Tell me about him.

Martins He could fix anything.

Anna What sort of things?

Martins Oh, little things, how to put your temperature up before an exam, the best crib, how to avoid this and that.

Anna He fixed my papers for me. He heard the Russians were repatriating people like me who came from Czechoslovakia. He knew the right person straight away for forging stamps.

Martins When he was fourteen, he taught me the three card trick. That was growing up fast.

Anna He never grew up. The world grew up round him, that's all - and buried him.

Martins Anna, you'll fall in love again.

Anna Don't you see I don't want to? I don't ever want to.

Martins Calloway, can't you do something about Anna?

Calloway I'll do what I can - if she'll let me.

Martins Wait a minute. Let me out.

Calloway Well, there's not much time.

Martins One can't just leave. Please.

Calloway Be sensible, Martins.

Martins Haven't got a sensible name, Calloway.

Martins Anna, don't you recognize a good turn when you see one?

Anna You have seen Calloway. What are you two doing?

Martins Well, they, they asked me to help take him. I'm helping.

Anna Poor Harry.

Martins Poor Harry? Poor Harry wouldn't even lift a finger to help you.

Anna Oh, you've got your precious honesty and don't want anything else.

Martins You still want him.

Anna I don't want him anymore. I don't want to see him, hear him. But he's still a part of me, that's a fact. I couldn't do a thing to harm him.

Martins Oh Anna, why do we always have to quarrel?

Anna If you want to sell your services, I'm not willing to be the price. I loved him. You loved him. What good have we done him? Love! Look at yourself. They have a name for faces like that.

Taglines Hunted by men...Sought by WOMEN!

Calloway You’re going to hear the facts.

Martins You haven’t told me a single one yet.

Calloway Have you ever heard of penicillin?

Martins Well?

Calloway In Vienna, there hasn’t been enough penicillin to go around. So a nice trade started here. Stealing penicillin from the military hospitals, diluting it to make it go further and selling it to patients. Do you see what that means?

Martins Are you too busy chasing a few tubes of penicillin to investigate a murder?

Calloway These were murders. Men with gangrened legs, women in childbirth. And there were children too. They used some of this diluted penicillin against meningitis. The lucky children died. The unlucky ones went off their heads. You can see them now in the mental ward. That was the racket Harry Lime organized.

Martins Well, what’s this? Where are we?

Paine It’s the main sewer. Runs right into the blue Danube. Smells sweet, doesn’t it?

Calloway We should have dug deeper than a grave.

Crabbin I know a very good dentist.

Martins I don’t need a dentist. Somebody hit me, that’s all.

Crabbin Goodness. We must report that to the police. Were they trying to rob you?

Martins Oh, just a soldier. I was trying to punch his major in the eye.

Crabbin No. A major? Were you really?

Martins Heard of Harry Lime?

Crabbin Well, I’ve heard of him, of course, but I didn’t exactly know him.

Martins I was going to stay with him, but he died Thursday.

Crabbin Goodness, that’s awkward.

Martins That what you say to people after death? “Goodness, that’s awkward”?

Voice-over intro by Carol Reed * Note: In the ], Joseph Cotten delivers a slightly different intro as Holly Martins.

Martins It’s a shame.

Calloway What?

Martins Him dying like that.

Calloway Best thing that ever happened to him.

Martins What are you trying to say?

Calloway He was about the worst racketeer that ever made a dirty living in this city.

Martins Policeman, huh?

Calloway Come on, have another drink.

Martins No, I never did like policemen. I have to call them sheriffs. Ever seen one? Pin it on a dead man. Some petty racket with gasoline or something. Just like a cop. You’re a real cop, I suppose.

Calloway It wasn’t petrol.

Martins So it wasn’t petrol. So it was tyres or saccharin or… Why don’t you catch a few murderers for a change?

Calloway Well, you could say that murder was part of his racket.

Popescu Can I ask is Mr. Martins engaged in a new book?

Martins Yes, it's called The Third Man.

Popescu A novel, Mr. Martins?

Martins It's a murder story. I've just started it. It's based on fact.

Popescu Are you a slow writer, Mr. Martins?

Martins Not when I get interested.

Popescu I'd say you were doing something pretty dangerous this time.

Martins Yes?

Popescu Mixing fact and fiction.

Martins Should I make it all fact?

Popescu Why no, Mr. Martins. I'd say stick to fiction, straight fiction.

Martins I'm too far along with the book, Mr. Popescu.

Popescu Haven't you ever scrapped a book, Mr. Martins?

Martins Never.

Popescu Pity.

Harry What do you want me to do? Be reasonable. You didn't expect me to give myself up.

Martins Why not?

Harry It's a far, far better thing that I do. The old limelight. The fall of the curtain. Oh, Holly, you and I aren't heroes. The world doesn't make any heroes outside of your stories.

Calloway I told you to go away, Martins. This isn't Santa Fe. I'm not a sheriff and you aren't a cowboy. You've been blundering around with the worst bunch of racketeers in Vienna, your precious Harry's friends, and now you're wanted for murder.

Martins Put down drunk and disorderly too.

Calloway I have. What’s the matter with your hand?

Martins Parrot bit me.

Calloway Oh, stop behaving like a fool, Martins.

Martins I’m only a little fool. I’m an amateur at it. You’re a professional. You’ve been shaking your cap and bells all over town.

Martins I knew him for twenty years, at least I thought I knew him. Suppose he was laughing at fools like us all the time?

Anna He liked to laugh.

Martins Seventy pounds a tube. He wanted me to write for his great medical charity...Perhaps I could have raised the price to eighty pounds for him.

Anna Oh please, for heaven's sakes, stop making him in your image. Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover, he was Harry.

Martins Well, don't preach wisdom to me. You talk about him as if he had occasional bad manners. Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls - you.

Anna Me?

Martins Don't be such a fool, of course.

Anna If you'd rung me up and asked me were you fair or dark or had a moustache, I wouldn't have known.

Martins I am leaving Vienna. I don't care whether Harry was murdered by Kurtz or Popescu or the third man. Whoever killed him, there was some sort of justice. Maybe I would have killed him myself.

Anna A person doesn't change because you find out more.

Voice-over intro by Carol Reed I never knew the old Vienna before the war with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm. Constantinople suited me better. I really got to know it in the classic period of the Black Market. We'd run anything if people wanted it enough - mmm - had the money to pay. Of course, a situation like that does tempt amateurs but you know they can't stay the course like a professional. Now the city - it's divided into four zones, you know, each occupied by a power: the American, the British, the Russian and the French. But the center of the city that's international policed by an International Patrol. One member of each of the four powers. Wonderful! What a hope they had! All strangers to the place and none of them could speak the same language. Except a sort of smattering of German. Good fellows on the whole, did their best you know. Vienna doesn't really look any worse than a lot of other European cities. Bombed about a bit. Oh, I was gonna tell you, wait, I was gonna tell you about Holly Martins, an American. Came all the way here to visit a friend of his. The name is Lime, Harry Lime. Now Martins was broke and Lime had offered him, some sort, I don't know, some sort of job. Anyway, there he was, poor chap. Happy as a lark and without a cent.

Martins Could he have been conscious?...Was he still alive?

Porter Alive? He couldn't have been alive. Not with his head in the way it was.

Martins I was told that he did not die at once.

Porter He was quite dead.

Martins But this sounds crazy. If he was killed at once, how could he have talked about me and this lady here after he was dead? Why didn't you say all this at the inquest?

Porter It's better not to be mixed up in things like this.

Martins Things like what?

Porter I was not the only one who did not give evidence.

Martins Who else?

Porter Three men helped to carry your friend to the statue.

Martins Kurtz, the Rumanian, and -

Porter There was a third man. He didn't give evidence.

Martins You don't mean the doctor?

Porter No, no, no. He came later, after they carried him to the Josef statue.

Martins What did this man look like?

Porter I didn't see his face. He didn't look up. He was quite ordinary. He might have been just anybody.

Martins Just anybody.