The Watch

"Got protection?"

R 2012 · 1h 42m · Action, Comedy, Science Fiction
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Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood – and the world – from total extermination.

Theatrical
Jul 27, 2012
Box Office
$68.3M
Budget
$68.0M
Return
1.0x
DVD / Blu-ray
Nov 13, 2012
Director
Akiva Schaffer
Writers
Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Jared Stern
Producers
Shawn Levy, Dan Levine, Monica Levinson
Music
Christophe Beck
Studio
21 Laps Entertainment
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A Conversation About Taking Risks
Bob When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
Evan Well, it's not that simple.
Bob Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.
A Shocking Family Reputation Revealed
Jason Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick?
Chelsea Yep.
Unexpected Arrival and Mixed Reactions
Bob What the fuck is he doing here?
Evan It's ok he saved us!
Franklin Ya he came in here jackin dicks left and right.
Conflict Between Friends Escalates in Humor
Bob You know what, pal? If being overly aggressive and a little bit snippy was a crime, I'd be making a citizen's arrest right now.
Manfred Why don't you just shut your cocksucker there, dickweed?

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